This bloke is on a rooftop about to jump off. His wife has left him, he has lost his job and he owes thousands of pounds to the bank. Just as he finishes his prayers and closes his eyes, ready to jump, Father Christmas

taps him on the shoulder. Are you OK?" asks Father Christmas. The man explains why he is so miserable and gets ready to jump. "Stop !" shouts Father Christmas. "I will grant you three wishes on the understanding that you will do me a

favour". "Would you ?" the man replies. "That would be wonderful!! Thank you, thank you !"

Father Christmas promises him that:
1. You shall go home in 1 hour and your wife will be dressed in her sexiest underwear, begging for forgiveness and longing for your return, she will have no recollection of her new boyfriend.

2. You shall go into work tomorrow, sit at your desk and continue with your work. Your salary will have increased by 50%. Also, nobody will have any recollection of your sacking.

3. You shall go to your bank and you will be in credit, you will have no outstanding bills.

"Oh thank you, thank you !" says the man. "What is it that I can do for you?"

Father Christmas tells the man to drop his pants and bend over. After a quite brutal rogering, Father Christmas asks the man how old he is. "36" replies the man.

You're a bit old to believe in Father Christmas!" laughs the jolly fat gay bastard.

-- Anonymous, December 11, 2000

Answers

Boom, boom! Nice one Mary Xmas. ;-{)

-- Anonymous, December 11, 2000

That used to be a Bryan Robson joke, he was on the top of the stand at the cellnet, and father xmas was a gay Sunderland fan.

-- Anonymous, December 11, 2000

Last year it was David Beckham and a Man City fan!

-- Anonymous, December 12, 2000

Fell for it last year not going to do the same this year

-- Anonymous, December 12, 2000