Is this guy related to Mr Buble I wonder?

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ALLEGED SHEEP ABUSER BEHIND BARS

By JEFF REINITZ

Courier Staff Writer

WATERLOO, IOWA Courier, Oct 26, 2000

A Waterloo man has been arrested for allegedly sexually assaulting a sheep at a college farm Wednesday.

Students at Hawkeye Community College's farm at 5503 Hammond Ave. discovered 46-year-old Robert Allen Broderson hiding naked in a hay loft shortly before 8 a.m., according to Waterloo police.

An ewe -- a female sheep -- was tied up in the corner.

Broderson tried to flee, but the students captured him and held him until officers arrived, police said.

The college's farm manager examined the ewe and determined she had been injured during some type of sexual assault, according to court records.

The sheep had been tied up with a halter rope around the neck, and the legs were positioned so the hindquarters were elevated, according to police.

A blue nightgown was next to the ewe, police said.

Because Iowa does not have laws specifically banning sex with animals, Waterloo police arrested Broderson, of 423 Locust St., for criminal trespass and animal abuse. Bond was set at $75,000.

Animal abuse is an aggravated misdemeanor punishable by up to two years in prison, and trespass is simple misdemeanor with a maximum penalty of 30 days.

Sexual abuse against animals often goes unreported because the acts take place in private and the victims can't report it, according to officials with the Humane Society of the United States.

As of last year, 24 states had laws prohibiting sexual activity with animals -- five states list the offense as a felony and the remaining 13 categorize it was a misdemeanor.

-- Lars (lars@indy.net), December 10, 2000

Answers

A blue nightgown was next to the ewe, police said.

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou.

-- (nemesis@awol.com), December 10, 2000.

FYI -- my goats are equipped with those exploding ink packs like the banks put into bank robbers' bags of loot. I may not be able to prevent a sexual assault on my ladies, but I'll know who did it.

-- helen (b@c.k), December 10, 2000.

As of last year, 24 states had laws prohibiting sexual activity with animals -- five states list the offense as a felony and the remaining 13 categorize it was a misdemeanor.

Whoa, how does five plus thirteen add up to twenty four. Perhaps the writer was distracted.

-- David L (bumpkin@dnet.net), December 10, 2000.

The sheep wore the nightie because she was ba-a-a-a-aaaashful

-- riversoma (riversoma@aol.com), December 10, 2000.

Do ya reckon that nightgown was part of a set with the crotchless panties and sequins? And I wonder what CD was playing? Ba Ba Ba,Ba Babara Ann.......?

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), December 11, 2000.

He also played "I've Got Ewe Babe"

-- (nemesis@awol.com), December 11, 2000.

Sheep by Pink Floyd

-- Dogs (pigs@nd.sheep), December 11, 2000.

P.S. I Love Ewe (Beatles)... Ewe And I (Eddie Rabbitt)...

-- I'm Here, I'm There, (I'm Everywhere,@So.Beware), December 11, 2000.

Ewe were 'always on my mind'...Willie Nelson

-- Peg (pegmcleod@mediaone.net), December 11, 2000.

David, I couldn't get past the fact that they had to pass laws about this (never mind the varying degrees of "illegality").

Oh my, my, my, my, my....................

-- Patricia (PatriciaS@lasvegas.com), December 11, 2000.

off

Mas cafe, por favor.

-- Grumble (Ih@te.this), December 11, 2000.

Sheep. That was my idea. In fact the whole Animals album was my idea. Can't tell you why.

-- (dark@side.moon), December 11, 2000.

Most of the time you don't have to tie them up like that. If you feed em Purina lamb conditioner it seems to take the fight out of em! Too much gives them gas!

-- Boswell (fundown@thefarm.net), December 11, 2000.

Bos, I don't even want to know how you know that. TMI (Too Much Information). :-)

-- City-Girl-At-Heart (PatriciaS@lasvegas.com), December 11, 2000.

Boswell how is mary anyhow?

-- Bosco (denden@home.com), December 11, 2000.

Well Bosco let me tell ya! Mary Mary is quite contrary while eating her pellets and hay. Along came Homer and he said roll over and now he has the court to pay.

-- Boswell (fundown@thefarm.net), December 11, 2000.

The article says : ""Sexual abuse against animals often goes unreported because the acts take place in private and the victims can't report it"

Somewhere at a police precinct, a phone rings!
"Hello?"
"Baaaaaaaa Baaaaaaa"
"Hello??"
"Baaa baaaaa baaaa
Click.


-- kritter (kritter@adelphia.net), December 11, 2000.

K-

LOL, but maybe the ewe liked it.

-- Lars (lars@indy.net), December 11, 2000.