Man Can't Decide Whether To Give Sandwich To Homeless Or Ducks ST. PAUL,

MN-- While eating lunch in Como Park Monday, Justin Winningham, 34, struggled to decide whether to give his extra smoked-turkey sandwich to a homeless man or a group of ducks. "The homeless guy seemed pretty hungry and probably would have appreciated it," Winningham said. "But those ducks just looked so darn cute, and I knew they'd get all excited and flap their wings if I fed them." After noticing a slight paunch on the homeless man, Winningham decided the ducks needed the food more and lovingly hand-fed them.

-- Anonymous, December 10, 2000

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Well I read it Gibbo, was it suposed to chear us up?

-- Anonymous, December 10, 2000

I'd be worried if it cheered anyone up. We could have a debate: to whom would you have fed the sandwhich?

-- Anonymous, December 10, 2000

Hmmm. feeding turkey to a duck? Scrapie.... BSE.... what next? I like the idea of fattening the duck and thn eating it!

-- Anonymous, December 10, 2000

All I can say is there have ben a lot of strange people in Minnesota recently. Fortunately, their number has declined by one over the weekend. Unfortunately, there are many left, and this guy that Gibbo describes is one. I agree with (what I think is) your sentiment Gibbo. How could anybody do that?

-- Anonymous, December 10, 2000

I'd have fed it to Ray Parlour...up his f**king arse, the c**t

-- Anonymous, December 11, 2000