We Can't Let Bush Steal This Election

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Shrubby, Jebby, Poppy, and Babs are breaking every law on the book in order to forcefully occupy the Whitehouse. They are thugs who are denying the rightful winner of the election his victory. We cannot let this idiot in office or he and Laura will turn the Whitehouse into a Marital House of Lust. Do we really want to go back to the high unemployment of the Poppy years, when no one had a job or any money. Have we all lost our freaking minds? Gore might not be a Mother Theresea by any standards, but he is a good man, a mna who will continue our prosperity and bring it to all people. We need to stand by Gore, and show the memes that we won't be fooled by their propaganda.

-- Shrubba Bubba (he@is.dumb), December 09, 2000

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or he and Laura will turn the Whitehouse into a Marital House of Lust

Is this a bad thing?

-- Anita (Anita_S3@hotmail.com), December 09, 2000.


I'd prefer a martial House of Lust.

-- (dominatrix@leather.pleasure), December 09, 2000.

Let me clue you in. Probably if this election was run again nation wide Bush would receive at least 60-65% of the popular vote and a landslide victory. So many Democrats are fed up with your guy that they would easily cross party lines in another election if they had the chance. And also Florida has lost it's position as being a top vacation spot in this country. Kansas just past them last week. If Bush has to fight dirty to win this damn thing, so be it. He took notes from your Liberal Manual. And he WILL BE OUR NEXT PRESIDENT! Suck on that for awhile!

-- Boswell (fundown@thefarm.net), December 09, 2000.

Shrubba Bubba, are you "giddy with hate"?

-- Lars (lars@indy.net), December 09, 2000.

I'd like to hear more about this "Marital House of Lust" business.

-- I'm Here, I'm There, (I'm Everywhere,@So.Beware), December 09, 2000.


Anita:

No, trust me, it's a good thing. But before we married, we had an unmarried house of lust, and that was pretty damn pleasant as well. On balance, I find lust improves with marriage, but I'm a conservative. You are welcome to find the opposite.

-- Flint (flintc@mindspring.com), December 09, 2000.


Maybe I'm a bit naive, or maybe because I'm not an american that I am only hearing untruths. But what I have heard is that Bush won the elction on the first count. He won it again on a re-count, and he was still in the lead after absentee votes had be counted.

So who is trying to steal the elction?

-- Malcolm Taylor (taylorm@es.co.nz), December 09, 2000.


You are welcome to find the opposite.

We're pretty pleased with the results of a "house of lust" around here, too. I'm simply having a hard time putting the pieces together on this one. a Marital House of Lust was presented as though it were something we should all oppose. Go figure.

-- Anita (Anita_S3@hotmail.com), December 09, 2000.


Malcolm:

Not being an American, you are just not looking at it right. In truth, more people went to the polls in Florida intending to vote for Gore than Bush. We "know" this because this is a statement of *definition*. It's true because we say it's true.

Now, working backwards, any count not favoring Gore must necessarily be fatally flawed in some way. We don't know *how*, exactly, but there's no question it's flawed. Therefore, we must not permit ANY flaws to mar our counts. And how can we tell if a count is flawed or not? By who wins it, of course!

We have actually come up with five counts so far, and we can tell you the precise margin of error (mislabeled the "margin of victory" by addlebrained Republicans) in every case.

Sadly, it now looks like an unflawed count will never be fabricated, and we may be obliged to accept one of the flawed counts already available. This is clearly theft, since it violates a definition, an article of faith only a heathen would desecrate. See?

-- Flint (flintc@mindspring.com), December 09, 2000.


I know I intended to vote for Gore, but that darn Republican mind control machine made me mark Bush down. To make matters worse, the REPUBLICAN controlled court system tossed out my lawsuit. And, get this - they tried to make me look like I was the crazy one.

-- Dr. Pibb (dr.pibb@zdnetonebox.com), December 10, 2000.


I think it's about time that Dubya has a good old fashion texas deathmatch with Gore. This is getting old going from court to court just let them duke it out on the whitehouse lawn.

p.s. anybody who thinks that getting the most votes is stealing should be castrated so they are not allowed to reproduce anymore morons.

-- Bosco (denden@home.com), December 11, 2000.


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