Screacher should have arrived at Heathrow about 45 minnutes ago and having been met by Scratchy should now be being driving toward Highbury, or wherever they are leaving the car.......

WELCOME BACK BONNY LAD

Screacher and Scratchy on the same car.....just imagine the conversation!

Hello Screacher, Hello Scratchy, How you doing Screacher, Not bad Scratchy, good trip Screacher, yes Scratchy.......AHHHHHHHHH

-- Anonymous, December 09, 2000