You put your stylus in,
You put your stylus out,
You put your stylus in,
And you punch Buchanan out.

You do the Palm Beach Pokey
And you turn the count around,
That's what it's all about!

You put the Gore votes in,
You put the Bush votes out,
You put the Gore votes in,
And you do another count.

You do the Palm Beach Pokey
And you turn the count around,
That's what it's all about!

You bring your lawyers in,
You drag the whole thing out,
You bring your lawyers in,
And you put it all in doubt.

You do the Palm Beach Pokey
And you turn the count around,
That's what it's all about!

You let your doctors spin,
You let the pundits spout,
You let your doctors spin,
And your people whine and pout.

You do the Palm Beach Pokey
And you turn the count around,
That's what it's all about!

You do the Palm Beach Pokey,
You do the Palm Beach Pokey,
You do the Palm Beach Pokey,
That's what it's all about!

-- Anonymous, December 08, 2000

Answers

Yeah.

Say, John, what is the staus of the 'one million absentee ballots' in California? We never hear anything about them anymore.

Is it in the realm of possibility that GWB could win California's 54 electoral votes?

Also, we need to pray that Bob Bechel will not succeed in bribing or otherwise influencing the electors. (They only need three disloyal electors to win).

-- Anonymous, December 09, 2000