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Woman bit off man's testicle during fight A mother of two has admitted to a court that she bit her friend's husband's testicle clean off after a night out descended into violence. The victim, however, did not realise how badly he was injured until later, Newcastle Crown Court was told. The trouble flared after Denise Carr, 32, and Shelley Hutchinson, 20, went for a night out, leaving their husbands, who worked together at Lloyds TSB bank, babysitting at the Carrs' house on Tyneside. Stephen Duffield, prosecuting, said that when they got back Mrs Hutchinson went for a walk with Nathan Carr, 29, but on their return, Mr Hutchinson, 30, attacked his wife, grabbing her around the throat. When Carr tried to defend her friend, Mr Hutchinson swung round and attacked her, punching her in the face and then sitting on top of her. The court was told the defendant started biting her attacker "in order to get him off her". "The defendant was not aware she had bitten his testicle until after the incident," said Mr Duffield. Speaking after the hearing, Mrs Hutchinson said her husband, who was wearing jeans at the time, hadn't even realised how seriously he had been injured. "Neil didn't know that it had been done," she said. It was only after police arrived at the house in Old Durham Road, Gateshead, that Mr Hutchinson's testicle was discovered under a picture frame in the sitting room, she said. Mrs Hutchinson said the couple had been married only three weeks when the incident happened on October 16 last year but were now divorced. Mrs Hutchinson did not witness her husband's testicle being bitten but said the attack left his blood-stained jeans stuck to his legs. Carr was originally charged with wounding with intent but today that was reduced to affray, which she admitted. A joint charge of wounding with intent against Mr Carr was today dropped by the prosecution. The hearing was adjourned until January 8, 2001 for pre-sentence reports on Carr.

Nothing in the ronnie gill about the poor bloke

-- Anonymous, December 06, 2000

Bliddy hell. That's some tough kind of foreplay. Tears, eyes ............aayyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

-- Anonymous, December 06, 2000

>>Mr Hutchinson's testicle was discovered under a picture frame in the sitting room

Don't you just hate all these yuppy types moving into Newcastle these days with their w@nky, nouveau riche objets d'art ?!

;oP

Me, I don't know whether I'm laughing or crying at the moment

-- Anonymous, December 07, 2000