From the Journal.

At this rate Caldwell may realise the dream of playing alongside his teenage brother Gary in a black-and-white shirt sooner rather than later for Saturday's trip to Arsenal

What age was Tony Adams when he was given the captaincy of Arsenal? Caldwell won't be made captain but I'd like to think we are seeing something a bit similar to Adams early days. I bet young Caldwell wishes he would be shagging Caprice in ten years time! Although we could do without the Alcoholic bit.

-- Anonymous, December 04, 2000

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I can only see us being torn apart with such an inexperienced backline. Hopefully, at least Hughes will be fit if not Goma too, or we might be seeing a rather interesting shuffle of formation...5-4-1 I reckon.

-- Anonymous, December 04, 2000

>> I bet young Caldwell wishes he would be shagging Caprice in ten years time!<<

Why ten years time? Is she on some elixir? Will she improve with age? Be in her prime?

If not, keep her yourself, DB, you granny-sh*gger

-- Anonymous, December 04, 2000

Okay maybe I should have said 'Caprice's equivalent in ten years time'. I was making reference to the fact that Tony was 'getting it on' with the bikini clad beauty when he as about 31, the age young Stevie would be in ten years time.

Granny shagger indeed. Anyway I bet Caprice still looks shaggable in ten years time even if her tits have failed against the evil forces of gravity.

-- Anonymous, December 04, 2000