I'll start....

*

cool wind from the north

chasing away the hot sun

announces winter

*

blowing drifting snow

I moved away from you, but

at times I miss you

*

very soon Christmas

the witch of November gone

and then a new year

*

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), December 03, 2000

Answers

I felt an urge

I cut a fart

An ominous odor filled the room

***

Beer is cheap

The brain is weak

A police officer clubbed the shit out of me

***

The water was still

The night was clear

I drove Bill's car into the lake

-- Bardtholomule (q@QQ....), December 03, 2000.

Cold December morn...
What are these funny white things
Falling from the sky?

-- Gayla (too@cold.here!), December 03, 2000.

What the hell is Haiku?

-- Uncle Bob (unclb0b@aol.com), December 03, 2000.

wasn't he the gay green goofy monster on Pokemon?

-- Dr. Pibb (dr.pibb@zdnetonebox.com), December 03, 2000.

What is a Haiku?
Verse having five, seven, five
Syllables per line

-- David L (bumpkin@dnet.net), December 03, 2000.

Haiku's addictive!

Japanese secret weapon

Limits your thinking :-)

.

Thanks, Unc!... I've missed "the Master"

-- Tricia the Canuck (jayles@telusplanet.net), December 03, 2000.

Cold rain hissing through

Gasping leaves to shiv'ring grass

Winter's promise comes

-------

Fishes' chilly breath

Traded for the warmth of death

Heron stalks anew

----------------------------------------

-- Lon Frank (lgal@exp.net), December 03, 2000.

The shock to hear

my waitress call

another man "hon"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Old black man

calm as the canal

he fishes

-- Lars (lars@indy.net), December 03, 2000.

Ward, Wally, Beav, it's time for dinner.....

*

genetic mashed potatoes and gravy, humanly slaughtered corn-fed - antiobiotic beef pot roast, hybrid pumpkin pie

*

Larry King Live, Jeraldo Riveria, or QVC, Shopoholics stick together, we shop til we drop.

Tis the truth........... *

-- Mrs. Cleaver (Mrs. Cleaver@LITBBB.xcom), December 04, 2000.

There once was an old man fron Nantucket

whose......

Oh shit wrong thread!!!!!!!!

Oh hell wrong rhyming scheme!!!!!!!!!!!

scuse moi ; )

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), December 04, 2000.

The Vice President

runs on economic bliss,

Bill's scandals still hiss.

-- J (Y2J@home.comm), December 04, 2000.

As You are He

As You are Me

And we are all together

-- One (whole@wholly.holy), December 04, 2000.

"Haiku headlines of the day"

http://www.coolwebsite.com/haiku/headline/haikus.htm

-- (the@lighter.side), December 04, 2000.

Gayla is here true

But wondering now and then

Of her and others from Old.

-- AZ Joe (here@home.com), December 04, 2000.

Uncle Bob, EVERYBODY KNOWS HAiku is the brother of feng sheiu.

hmmmfff!!!

-- sumer (shh@aol.con), December 04, 2000.

http://pemtropics.mit.edu/~jcho/spam/

Check out this url, folks. There is some hilarious stuff there-an entire site dedicated to haiku about spam. Happy reading!

-- SydBarrett (dark@side.moon), December 04, 2000.

Wing lights flash

fade into

Orion

~~~~~~~~~~~

Sunday

with a sigh

the museum

-- Lars (lars@indy.net), December 04, 2000.

Blair Witch Haiku

Scream, scream, scream, scream, scream

Scream, scream, fuck you, fuck you, scream

Then the movie ends.

Office Haiku

Printer's not working

Damn it! My meeting is right now

Where's the baseball bat?

Dog Haiku

I sound the alarm!

Paperboy, come to kill us!

Look look look look look!

Boss Haiku

Moron for a boss

"What do you mean it's broken?

I only kicked it once!"

Sexual Harassment Haiku

Nice butt her boss said

And a nice rack you have, too.

BIG check from HR

-- Tarzan the Ape Man (tarzan@swingingthroughthejunglewtihouta.net), December 04, 2000.

Hello Joseph B...
Nice to see you're still around! :-)
How're the little ones?

-- Gayla (privacy@please.com), December 05, 2000.