Sooty, a male guinea pig, sneaked into a female enclosure and made all its 24 residents pregnant - in just two nights. A spokeswoman for Little Friends Farm in Pontypridd, Wales, said Sooty was discovered flat out in the corner of the shed "looking absolutely shattered".

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Just thought you might care to know....it's a bit slow this Sunday Morning in OZ

-- Pieter (zaadz@icisp.net.au), December 02, 2000

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Oh, to be so shattered, and sore.

24? Sooty gets my vote next time.

-- Carlos (riffraff@cybertime.net), December 02, 2000.

Shattered (Mick Jagger/Keith Richards)

Shattered, shattered Love and hope and sex and dreams Are still surviving on the street Look at me -- I'm in tatters.

I'm a shattered. Shattered

Friends are so alarming And my lover's never charming Life's just a cocktail party - on the street Big Apple People dressed in plastic bags Directing traffic Some kind of fashion Shattered

Laughter, joy, and loneliness and sex and sex and sex and sex Look at me - I'm in tatters I 'm a shattered Shattered

All this chitter-chatter, chitter-chatter, chitter-chatter 'bout Shmatta, shmatta, shmatta -- I can't give it away on 7th Avenue This town's been wearing tatters (shattered, shattered) Work and work for love and sex Ain't you hungry for success, success, success, success Does it matter? (Shattered) Does it matter? I'm shattered. Shattered.

Ahhh, look at me - I'm a shattered I'm a shattered Look at me- I'm a shattered, yeah

Pride and joy and greed and sex That's what makes our town the best Pride and joy and dirty dreams and still surviving on the street and look at me - i'm in tatters, yeah I've been battered, what does it matter does it matter, uh-huh does it matter, uh-huh, I'm a shattered

Don't you know the crime rate is going up, up, up, up, up, To live in this town you must be tough, tough, tough, tough, tough! You got rats on the west side bed bugs uptown What a mess this town's in tatters I've been shattered My brain's been battered - splattered - all over Manhattan

Uh-huh, This town's full of money grabbers Go ahead Bite the Big Apple, don't mind the maggots, huh Shadoobie, My brain's been battered My friends they come around they Flatter, flatter, flatter, flatter, flatter, flatter, flatter Pile it up, pile it high on the platter.

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Just fer shits and giggles : )

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), December 02, 2000.

Good catch, Pieter! Sooty is my new hero.

-- (kb8um8@yahoo.com), December 03, 2000.