Al Gore is celebrating:"57 days,57 days!" he shouts.

Tipper asks him why he is celebrating.He answers:"Well I've done this jigsaw in only 57 days."

"Is that good?" asks Tipper."You bet."says David."It says 3-6 years on the box."

-- Chris (enquiries@griffenmill.com), December 02, 2000

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-- (nobody@nowhere.nohow), December 02, 2000.

Too funny, Nobody....I sent that one flying 'round the world.

-- Taz (Tassie@RuralFlorida.com), December 02, 2000.

Chris:

Just a tip, but when modifying a joke, one needs to replace ALL instances of old references. Who's David?

-- Anita (Anita_S3@hotmail.com), December 03, 2000.

David is the reporter who is permantly camped out in the Gore's house.

-- Dr. Pibb (dr.pibb@zdnetonebox.com), December 03, 2000.