Gutted

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Chronic sports page headline. Padded out with reams of platitudinous crap.

What the eff would they feel but gutted ?

There's hardly likely to be a headline of 'Absolutely over the moon' after the pile of garbage they foisted on us last night, is there ?

So, letting the mind roam freely -

'Next time we play we're hoping to do even worse, which, hopefully will be this coming weekend against Villa, who, make no mistake, are really going to go out of their way to make it easy for us.'

'There should be countless opportunities for us to demonstrate our world class ineptitude, and if Villa do try to make it hard for us by playing crap, we'll just have to dig even deeper and put them well and truly in their place. We know exactly what we have to do'

'Hopefully, whatever tactics the manager uses to try to motivate us will have absolutely no effect whatever. It's a great shame for the supporters though. The daft tawts (you're not from the screws are you ?) should know by now that all this vocal support is an embarrassment - to them, not us. What's the point ? How do they expect us to kip with all that bleeding noise ? (you'd better not be from the screws)'

'We've got the 3rd round of the cup coming up shortly as well, so there'll be another great opportuninty to show what we're made of and silence the supporters once again. By then, if we do everything expected of us we could even be well and truly anchored in a relegation position. Maybe that's a little ambitious, but you never know'.

'All in all, I reckon we've got a very unproductive few weeks ahead of us. Let's hope nothing happens to get in the way. And all the best to our supporters for the festive season, daft batsards.

You are from the Sunderland Echo aren't you ?'

-- Anonymous, November 30, 2000

Answers

Get on top where you belong.

-- Anonymous, November 30, 2000

I bet you (used to ) say that to aal the lasses, PB??

-- Anonymous, November 30, 2000

And the 'lads' as well when they were busy and I used to help them out.

-- Anonymous, November 30, 2000

Excellent Pit Bill!!

-- Anonymous, November 30, 2000

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