Deadline is Friday 1st December 24:00 GMT

-- Anonymous, November 30, 2000

Answers

Given
Griffin Goma Hughes Barton
Solano Acuna Bassedas
Dyer
Lua-Lua Cordone

-- Anonymous, November 30, 2000

Given Griffin, Caldwell ,Goma, Hughes Solano,Dyer Acuna, Domi Cordone, Shearer

ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK.

-- Anonymous, November 30, 2000

If I were YBR, and thank goodness I'm not, I would play the same 11 with instructions to "prove yourselves, or else." I realize that they aren't all poor players, but how many sub par "team" and individual performances are acceptable. With the odd exception, the players have not been earning their extremely large pay cheques. If that were me at work, or no doubt most of you, we would be shown the door ASAP, complete with security escort and our box of bits and bobs from our desks.

I am sorry but this "indifferent" attitude of the team cannot continue. Come on Bobby, time to get out the big stick.

-- Anonymous, November 30, 2000

Donald Duck Hewey, Dewey, Louie Mickey, Minnie, Goofy Chip 'n' Dale Tweedle Dum, Tweedle Dee

-- Anonymous, November 30, 2000

Hugh, Blue, Barney, McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grub, Thomas, Gordon, Henry

All managed by the fat controller. Invention, effort and some imagination. If that doesn't work then get Bagpuss and his mates down to sort it out. "We will fix it, we will fix it", overseen by Arsene Wenger pretending to be Professor Yaffle as he does week in week out.

-- Anonymous, November 30, 2000

Ok Dream team time is it well you cant go better than :-

Inspector Gadget in Goal, Back 4 of , Batfink, Karate, Chugaboom, Captain Pugwash, centre Danger Mouse, Penelope pitstop, Hong Kong Phooey, Muffin the Mule, And strikers Crystal tips (great header) and Speedy gonzales.

Beat that..

-- Anonymous, November 30, 2000

What about Chorlton and his Wheelies and the Battle of the Planets crew?

Not sure about Penelope Pitstop in midfield a bit lightwieght!

-- Anonymous, November 30, 2000

OK... I really picked hte wrong day to start this!

SBA, You should stick the Tweedle twins in central defence. Why did no-one pick any Weebles up front.. they may wobble but unlike Shearer they won't fall down.

-- Anonymous, November 30, 2000

Alan Weeble, he's so strong and he stays on his feet!!

-- Anonymous, November 30, 2000

Or the King Lions side from the island of namboombo - Bedknobs and broomsticks (if i see that on sky 1 more time!!)

-- Anonymous, November 30, 2000

Given Barton Hughes Goma Domi Solano Speed Lee Bassedas Shearer Cordone

-- Anonymous, December 01, 2000

Oops made a mistake

Given Barton Hughes Goma Domi Solano Speed Lee Bassedas Shearer Cordone

-- Anonymous, December 01, 2000

OK... sensible head on....

Given
Griffin Goma Hughes Barton
Solano Lee Speed Bassedas
Shearer Dyer

It's not who I'd pick mind...

-- Anonymous, December 01, 2000

Given Barton Hughes Goma Solano Lee Speed Acuna Dyer Cordone Lua-Lua

-- Anonymous, December 01, 2000

Given

Griffin Goma Hughes Barton

Solano Lee Acuna Speed

Shearer Dyer

-- Anonymous, December 01, 2000

The most probable selection by Bobby IMHO.

Given

Griffin Goma Hughes Barton

Solano Lee Dyer Speed

Shearer Cordone

-- Anonymous, December 01, 2000

I'll go pretty much with the recognised favs round here, lets hope that Shay has now discovered where the capital of Ireland actually is!

Given Griffin Goma Hughes Barton Solano Lee Dyer Speed Shearer Cordone

:0)

-- Anonymous, December 01, 2000

Given, Caldwell Hughes Goma,Domi Griffin,, Solano,Acuna, Glass Dyer, Cordone

-- Anonymous, December 01, 2000

The Earl Grey tea leaves say: Given
Barton Hughes Goma Griffin Solano Speed Lee Dyer Shearer Cordone

-- Anonymous, December 01, 2000

bold off!

-- Anonymous, December 01, 2000

Oh feck. This has been praying on my mind for ages. OK Clarky - I'll go first! Given
Caldwell Goma Hughes
Solano Lee Speed Acuna Dyer
Shearer Corblimey

But I'm not confident. I think YBR will go with 3 CBs to counter the Villa 3 at the back. Hmm - will he play Rob Lee behind a back four? No, let's win midfield - five across the middle. Should I swap Corblimey for Domi and move Dyer forward? Bliddy Hell. It wasn't so difficult when we were winning!

-- Anonymous, December 01, 2000

That's not a bad team actually Screach - I do like the idea of Caldwell and Goma playing together with Hughes sweeping.
Frankly - I haven't got a clue how Bobby's mind is working for this one so I'll just have to take a wild punt.

Given
Barton......Hughes......Goma......Domi
Solano......Lee......Acuna......Speed
AS....Dyer

This team could start with Hughes, Barton, Goma as a back three with Solano and Domi as WB's, but revert to 4-4-2 as required - possibly a mite too sophisticated for this lot.

-- Anonymous, December 01, 2000

Hell Clarky - they aal luk canny gud on paper. It's when they get on the bliddy pitch that it aal gaans pear-shaped.

Who knows, eh? Certianly not me.

-- Anonymous, December 01, 2000

Given

Griffin Goma Caldwell Hughes

Dyer Acuna Bassedas Glass

Lua-Lua Cordone

-- Anonymous, December 01, 2000

Given - Barton - Goma - Hughes -Griffin - Lee - Speed - Solano - Acuna - Lua Lua - Cordone.

Yes, Shearer and Dyer on the bench.

-- Anonymous, December 02, 2000