Just wanted to welcome you here in the style that you like best, as demonstrated by years of your verbal abuse of others.

Kiss my hairy asshole, you polly-troll pricks.

(This message is not directed at "regular" posters here. As to the rest, you KNOW who you are.)

Now, fuck off and die, scum-sucking freaks.

-- no one here (-@-.-), November 29, 2000

Answers

Hawk you clicked on the wrong link. Sorry I know, it's as confussing as a Palm Beach Ballot. Here lemme help you.

To find all your friends click here.

To find all of your enimies click here.

To seak wisdom and knowledge and a chance at winning fabulous prizes click here.

I really hope this helps you! Have a nice day :-)

-- Ain't Gonna Happen (Not Here Not@ever.com), November 29, 2000.

Squawk

You're so predictable!! And not very creative at all.

Some things never change......

Deano

-- Deano (deano@luvthebeach.com), November 29, 2000.

""Now, fuck off and die, scum-sucking freaks.""

ROFLMAO! Yup..feels like home.

-- k. (k@a.n), November 29, 2000.

It's a warm and cuddly feeling

-- (nemesis@awol.com), November 29, 2000.

“no one here”

On occasion the ‘handle’ will speak volumes.

-- Barry (bchbear863@cs.com), November 29, 2000.

Ah, another cowardly doomer that cannot face the music with an old handle!

How does it feel to be a coward, oh ever-so-wrong-about-y2k one?

Vindicated and Amused Regards,

PS. Stay turned for a new quotable quote series!

-- Andy Ray (andyman633@hotmail.com), November 29, 2000.

Let me guess...another slEZbored reject?

wow. I do have some catching up to do!

-- Super Polly (Fu_Q_Y2kfreaks@hotmail.com), November 29, 2000.

Oh Goody!

-- kritter (kritter@adelphia.net), November 29, 2000.

kritter, take as needed :)

-- Peg (pegmcleod@mediaone.net), November 29, 2000.

Turns to Peg with open hand....

and mutters 'here Peg' your passing those the wrong way :-)

-- sumer (shh@aol.com), November 29, 2000.

Peg, thanks..I've been trying to get my hands on some of those for weeks now!

-- kritter (kritter@adelphia.net), November 29, 2000.

Looks damn good to me..............................on second thought, jails, institutions, and death don't look so good.

-- SydBarrett (dark@side.moon), November 29, 2000.

"V's" are sold over the counter in Mexico. Anyone planning a field trip?

-- Rich (howe9@shentel.net), November 29, 2000.

I've always wanted to go to Mexico....now I know why!

-- kritter (kritter@adelphia.net), November 29, 2000.

There was no "cunt" in that entire post. Don't think that's hawk a'tall.

p.s. what a bunch of druggies =)

-- cin (cin@=0.)), November 29, 2000.

hehehe...And I haven't even posted to this thread. Yea! you bunch a friggin' druggies ; )

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), November 29, 2000.

I don't look at it as being a druggie: I look at it as better life through chemistry.

-- (kb8um8@yahoo.com), November 29, 2000.

For the record,

The only times that I've ever taken Valium is when faced with flying (in an airplane ;)...and it was swallowed with a Bloody Mary or three..heh.

Peace

-- Peg (pegmc@media.net), November 29, 2000.

I really ain't drinkin' any more,course......I ain't drinkin' any less either,and *if* I drink,it's *allways* with other people or by myself,I swear : )

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), November 29, 2000.

Notice I didn't recommend 'V's". Merely provided information. Downs don't do much for the libido. Valium gets a big thumbs down from this chemistry buff.

-- Rich (howe9@shentel.net), November 29, 2000.

I agree,but remember Qualudes?

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), November 29, 2000.

We've HAD this topic before ^^^^ hee hee.

I'm agreeing w/Bingo on this one, a VICODIN is good, real good.

Drugs are bad, real bad.

Now Chemistry is GOOD, its REAL good. :-)

Looks around for a pic of vicodins, comeon Peg, I KNOW you got da stash.

PSS, for those of you who 'maybe' chemically challenged, Vicodin is a narcotic.

Bingo, do they have those in Mexihoe? um, thanks.

-- sumer (shh@aol.com), November 30, 2000.

Drugs are VERY good.

I use them frequently.

*High*est Regards,

-- Andy Ray (andyman633@hotmail.com), November 30, 2000.

Drugs are VERY good.

I use them frequently.

Highest Regards,

-- Andy Ray (andyman633@hotmail.com), November 30, 2000.

'ludes, wow that takes me back!

-- Maria (anon@ymous.com), November 30, 2000.

I'm trying to figure out how anyone can REMEMBER them..... [G]

-- Patricia (PatriciaS@lasvegas.com), November 30, 2000.

Trivia quiz: What was the number stamped on 'ludes? A. 714? B. 33 C. 741 D. 666

Don't know about vicodan in Mexico. I know codeine in pill form required script. The cough syrup w/codeine did not.

-- Rich (howe9@shentel.net), November 30, 2000.

Sumer I have pain pills coming out my arse around here, including vicodin and darvocet, all kinds of stuff. They are prescribed for everything, but I never end up taking them. High pain tolerance perhaps. Have at it, chickie. They're all yours. =)

-- cin (cin@=0.)), November 30, 2000.

A 714. I believe.

-- Maria (anon@ymous.com), November 30, 2000.

Refresh the page as needed.

..your friendly :) Consumer Store Pharmacist

-- (medi@one.net), November 30, 2000.

You bunch of drug addicts-you know what the stuff did to me-I had the best gig in the world-front man for a band that would become a star- you know, The Wall, and all, and instead I am here-where?-Hell if I know

-- SydBarrett (dark@side.moon), November 30, 2000.

Maria wins the grand prize. Peg, show Maria what she's won!

Only reason I remember the number is because it was a significant one in baseball history.

Easy Bonus Trivia Question: What former record does this number denote? Winner gets a candy bar.

-- Rich (howe9@shentel.net), November 30, 2000.

What former record does this number denote?

Most home runs (Babe Ruth).

-- CD (costavike@hotmail.com), November 30, 2000.

Rich...714, is it the number of home runs hit by Babe Ruth?

Syd...I got the skinny on you, dude...The Wall

-- Peg (pegmc@media.net), November 30, 2000.

DAMMIT CD!!!!

-- Peg (grr@grumble.growl), November 30, 2000.

Or MAYBE it was Hank Aaron???

-- Peg (oh@henry.!), November 30, 2000.

LOL. Sorry, Peg. Tell ya what... If you'll root for the Vikings tonight (8:30 eastern on ESPN) I'll give you that candy bar I just won.

-- CD (costavike@hotmail.com), November 30, 2000.

The Vikings??...heck, why not...ya don't hafta bribe me though...they can kick butt, just ask the Pat's...LOL ;)

-- Peg (still@Pat's.fan), November 30, 2000.

Hey-this is already showing the personality of the old board. Only we could take a post titled "fuck all you troll bastards" and turn it into a mind-bending thread about pharmaceuticals and forlorn rock stars-ROTFLMAO.

-- SydBarrett (dark@side.moon), November 30, 2000.

Here's a question which will weave together the drug, sports, & rock & roll themes:

Name the major league baseball player who pitched a no-hitter against the San Diego Padres, after having stayed up all night listening to Hendrix & dropping acid.

-- flora (***@__._), November 30, 2000.

Would that be Dock Ellis?

-- SydBarrett (dark@side.moon), November 30, 2000.

Most excellent, Syd. My, you are on your toes this evening - it was Doc Ellis.

-- flora (***@__._), December 01, 2000.

Doc Ellis' autobiography (can't remember the title) is a good one. It isn't just for baseball fans. TIP: For those looking to read the book, experience with psychedelics is a plus, but not mandatory.

CD, I'm awarding the Baby Ruth candy bar to Peg. You get too many desserts as it is, what with you eating all those TV dinners. Appeal to the U.S. Supreme Court if you like, but word has it they are busy today with another equally interesting case.

-- Rich (howe9@shentel.net), December 01, 2000.

Still foaming at the mouth over the pic of vicodin.

Um, I KNEW it was 714, damn I should've logged on again yesteday.

BTW, what WAS the prize? Never mind, perhaps I dont wanna know?

sits back in despair.

-- sumer (shh@aol.con), December 01, 2000.

Maybe that's a lesson for all you "downs" freaks. Go into a nod and the world passes you by. Just Say Know.

-- Rich (howe9@shentel.net), December 01, 2000.

BTW, is this not the LONGEST fuc### in history?

ROFL, wishes hubby took this long. hee hee.

-- sumer (shh@aol.con), December 01, 2000.

Hey, 'sumer, sit down and have some scrambled eggs with me. I promise not to throw up on you. I'm over that now, but they told me not to come back to work until Monday, so I have time for more than coffee this morning.

-- (kb8um8@yahoo.com), December 01, 2000.

Now a trivia question for Rich. I spent all night last night trying to remember the name of the pharmaceutical that produced these jems. Started with an R.

714 with the one down the center made it easy to break with your fingers, to share with friends and lovers. Pass the bong!

-- Maria (anon@ymous.com), December 01, 2000.

Quick guess: Rohrer

-- Rich (howe9@shentel.net), December 01, 2000.

dammit Rich, I KNEW it was rorer too!!! :-)

Coffee K? why not have a vic and a bloody mary instead, here ya go.

PS glad your back my dude, now, NO wet farts on the barstool :-)

eeeewwww!!! did I just type that?

-- sumer (shh@aol.con), December 01, 2000.

Make that Rorer.

-- SydBarrett (dark@side.moon), December 01, 2000.

sumer, wanna share my Baby Ruth?...I won it.. (under dubious circumstances, but it always tastes better that way ;)

-- Peg (pegmcleod@mediaone.net), December 01, 2000.

No wet farts from me. I might belch, though, if you keep refilling my glass. Geez, woman. Two refills are enough for this poor Central Ohioian. Have some more eggs. I added some Cheeze Wiz to the top.

Maybe the kitchen is going to open sometime today?

-- (kb8um8@yahoo.com), December 01, 2000.

Arghhh! I wanted to type Rhone-Poulenc. I like the name of that company. I say it silently quite often. "Rhone-Poulenc". Such a great name. Anywho, somehow the 'h' from Rhone transferred itself to Rorer.

Peg, ya had your opportunity to nail me. Guess you were too busy picking nougat from your pearlies. Ol' Syd beat ya to it.

Sumer, try drinking your morning cocktails from a straw. This way you don't have to put the glass down in order to type a reply. The prizes are flying out the door. Hate to see you come up empty. :)

-- Rich (howe9@shentel.net), December 01, 2000.

Sumer, try drinking your morning cocktails from a straw. This way you don't have to put the glass down in order to type a reply. The prizes are flying out the door. Hate to see you come up empty. :)

^^^hey, leave me lone, I'm still screamin from the Orgasim, after all this IS the longest F&&&8 I've EVER had.

I am at work right now and my cup keeps gettin in the way of my keyboard. But in Cyberspace, you'll have that.

Ok, pass me the straw and I STILL wanna prize...see my christmas post.

-- sumer (shh@aol.con), December 01, 2000.

CD, I'm awarding the Baby Ruth candy bar to Peg. You get too many desserts as it is, what with you eating all those TV dinners.

How very AL GOREish of you Bingo! I see how you operate... Penalize the dessert-rich who have worked long and hard to accumulate their tv dinner wealth and then turn around and coddle the tv dinner poor with free handouts from MY hard earned candy stash. I suppose if I dropped dead you'd want to death-tax 60% of my mixed vegetable estate also! Some things are just plain wrong, Bingo.

(Peg- I hope your conscience isn't bothering you too much. No hard feelings towards you on my end. I have to assume you were in a Valium & Bloody Mary induced haze when you accepted MY Baby Ruth.)

-- CD (costavike@hotmail.com), December 01, 2000.

That's a low blow. Talk about my mother if you must, but do not compare me with the Vice President. Ever.

CD, I hereby revoke your eligibility for any and all future trivia contests run by me on behalf of Bingo1 Enterprises. Now go to your room, young man. No square cherry goop that tastes like aluminum with a hint of corn syrup solids for you tonight.

-- Rich (howe9@shentel.net), December 01, 2000.

Ugh, CD..I feel just awful...burp ;)

Um, anyone know where the trash barrel is?

I don't wanna be a litter bug..heh!

-- Peg (pegmcleod@mediaone.net), December 01, 2000.

Rich, Peg-

ROFLMAO!

-- CD (costavike@hotmail.com), December 01, 2000.

Ok,so who made Ludes after Rorer stopped making them?

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), December 01, 2000.

Thanks for clearing that up for me. I thought is was Royer but couldn't remember a "y" on the little gem (oops I just realized I misspelled it).

Cap, I couldn't tell ya.

Peg, thanks for the candy. I needed it today, especially since my halloween stash is gone.

-- Maria (anon@ymous.com), December 01, 2000.

Since this seems to be the thread where any topic can be introduced, does anyone remember what happened to that favorite movie thread? I just finished this week's exams, and now I can't find it.

BTW, Peg, your shrimp dip recipe was excellent. I must warn ya, however, that if ya toss the remains down the disposal and don't grind it and flush it out, it REALLY reeks after a few days. [Guess you can tell how much time *I* spend in the kitchen.]

-- Anita (Anita_S3@hotmail.com), December 01, 2000.

Um, Maria...that's an empty wrapper, I ate it..hee hee! You will have to wait for the next prize, sorry!

Anita, Thank you for the compliment...ya, there's nothing like days old fish smell, my cats would have gone nuts :)

-- Peg (pegmcleod@mediaone.net), December 01, 2000.

Anita, unless you have any idea what category that the thread is listed under, why don't you start a new post? I'm sure it would be filled up by tonight. There was also a list at FRL, but I don't see it with just a quick scan.

Enjoy your vacation!

-- (kb8um8@yahoo.com), December 01, 2000.

I think this is it:

http://hv.greenspun.com/bboard/q-and-a-fetch-msg.tcl?msg_id=0045by

LINK

-- (kb8um8@yahoo.com), December 01, 2000.

da link

k, I took a peek to see why you was having problems with your links...you gotta get the space between the (a href......

-- Peg (pegmcleod@mediaone.net), December 01, 2000.

Well that looks like poop and here's an explaination for any that are interested..

(a href="http://hv.greenspun.com/bboard/q-and-a-fetch-msg.tcl? msg_id=0045by"(da link)(/a)

Just replace the ( ) with < >...easy as pie,,ya right and totally unforgiving if ya make a tiny mistake...sigh.

-- Peg (pegmcleod@mediaone.net), December 01, 2000.

Gawd, IS IT MILLER TIME YET?...I screwed that up...pay no attention..sorry...POP..that was the beer can..heh!

-- Peg (pegmcleod@mediaone.net), December 01, 2000.

Thanks, Peg. Yeah, I'm not the world's greatest typist or proofreader these days. That'll be my New Year's Resolution.

-- (kb8um8@yahoo.com), December 01, 2000.

No, *sighs REAL loudly, so co-worker can hear me, heh*

its NOT miller time, we still got an hour and a half. Then I will RUN not walk to my car for the chi-chi happy hour centrally located right next door by the mall.

BTW, where EVERYBODY knows my name and I am greeted with ""hi Carrie how are you?" ah friends and a mich lite.......cant wait.

-- sumer (shh@aol.con), December 01, 2000.

'sumer, I don't know about your area, but it's snowing here, and I expect the roads to start freezing again at sundown. Winter: don'tcha just love it?!?!

-- (kb8um8@yahoo.com), December 01, 2000.

Capnfun,

Rorer owns the name ‘Qualude’ and they may still be producing them, just hard to acquire.

What famous band from the 70’s had as their lead singer, Qua Lude?

-- Barry (bchbear863@cs.com), December 01, 2000.

how about an 80's question. cmon naw

-- cin (cin@earthlink.net), December 01, 2000.

Kb8 and Peg:

Thanks. I now have a list of 10 and can't decide. [grin] I'll probably end up falling asleep anyway tonight. I stopped and got a 6- pack after this morning's exam and downed two of them within an hour. I fell asleep on the couch and SO's phone rang. I jumped up, thinking I'd missed a class.

I did some last-minute studying last night. At 10:30 the power went out on our block. I called the power company after talking with two neighbors who only had cell phones, and continued to study by flashlight until 11 when I decided to catch some z's and finish when the power came back on. I laid down and within half an hour the house woke me up. The lights were back on. I continued to study until about 2am, woke from a weird dream to a blinking clock, got up and reviewed my notes again. I figure the odds are good that if I take enough classes there's bound to be a prof someday who tests me on the stuff I've studied.

-- Anita (Anita_S3@hotmail.com), December 01, 2000.

Barry,

Lemmon started making Ludes when Rorer stopped.

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), December 02, 2000.

And then came the Mexican ludes,you could allways tell the difference because the presses in Mexico could not duplicate the fine bevel on the US ludes and when broken would not break as cleanly.The other major difference in the substitutes is that the major ingredient was valium,thus,coming down was much rougher(made me mean as a snake)versus a lude where the after effects weren't drastic at all,that's if you don't count all the shit you clumsily broke or ran into with the car.

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), December 02, 2000.

Barry,

I'm takin' a stab at The Tubes.

-- flora (***@__._), December 02, 2000.

Hah!

Found it {the preferred spelling was apparently Quay Lewd, however}.

For those of you who were gaining enough experience to answer many of the questions on this thread - you may have forgotten their most famous song "White Punks on Dope". Known more as a band to see live - they put on great shows - lots of fun to see.

http://www.thetubes.com/

-- flora (***@__._), December 02, 2000.

(Looking at the Baby Ruth wrapper). I never knew Baby Ruth was the official candy bar of the NBA, it seems like more of a Baseball name. I think Butterfinger would be the offical candy bar of the LA Clippers.

-- Dr. Pibb (dr.pibb@zdnetonebox.com), December 02, 2000.

Hey, flora, I used to *love* The Tubes, though I never got a chance to see them.

Sheesh.....I should have remembered that.

-- Patricia (PatriciaS@lasvegas.com), December 02, 2000.

LOL Patricia -

Wish I could pass you the headphones - {bless your pirate sox, Napster punks}.

W.P.O.D. - makes a pretty good soundtrack for this thread!

-- flora (***@___._), December 02, 2000.

FUCK ALL YOU TROLL BASTARDS!

^^^^^^^

The THREAD that keeps going and going and going!!!!!!

Gotta luv it....From getting laid to ludes.....

Yep WPOD should have been the thread name.

Hey, who'd of thunk we'd still be getting Fuc###d!!!!!??????\\\

Sumer, who *needs* to find the couch.

-- sumer (shh@aol.con), December 02, 2000.

And what member of the tubes ended up replacing Brent Mydland of the Grateful Dead? He and I got high together once in London.

-- SydBarrett (dark@side.moon), December 02, 2000.

Flora, you are most correct! It sounds like you may have seen their ‘show’ once or twice. During my years in the Bay area, I caught the Tubes twice live and they put out a dynamic experience. Mr. Lewd prancing around like Jagger and wearing his trademark high-heel boots, made of clear plastic with live goldfish swimming around inside. As I recall, the Tubes ensemble consisted of over 30 various performers on stage and the music was fantastic.

-- Barry (bchbear863@cs.com), December 03, 2000.

Either Bruce Hornsby or that Vince dude

-- althea (hellin@bucket.com), December 03, 2000.

I completely agree with the title of this thread!

MY asshole isn't hairy, but you can ALL kiss it anyway!

-- Diane J. Squire (djsquire@indiana.edu), December 03, 2000.

It is much better to SUck than stick it in the ass of someone as you may know. What happens to the shit on the end with the little dauber of corn on it? have any takers?

-- Red Johnson (aliveon95@member.net), December 10, 2000.