HA HAH HAH HA feng shui THAT @ssholes!!!

-- Diane J. Squire (djsqiure@indiana.edu), November 29, 2000

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Troll alert!

-- Ain't Gonna Happen (Not Here Not@ever.com), November 29, 2000.

I find it hard to believe that this is the real thing here.

Sad, isn't it? SOMEBDY needs to get a life!

(you know want is food for thought tho'? I read on the old stinkbomb that diane was going to send some angels to remind people of their "karhmic actions". I never put stock in that kind of hoky mumbo-jumbo but after what she did as moderator and what is happening to her now [NOT that I agree with it!]...well...it does make me say "hmmmmm")

-- Super Polly (Fu_Q_Y2kfreaks@hotmail.com), November 29, 2000.

um, looks around with questioning gaze "what does feng shui mean?"

um, thanks.

-- sumer (shh@aol.com), November 29, 2000.

Feng shui?...Uh..Does that come with an eggroll?

-- k. (k@a.n), November 29, 2000.

To whomever did precipitate the closing of the forum -

{& it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure it out, if you have enough pieces of the puzzle, eh?}

For your own sake, how 'bout dropping the old animosities, grab a new or improved handle & settle in with the rest of us?

-- flora (***@__._), November 29, 2000.

Krit, I HOPE it comes with crab rangoon and general tsao's chicken, mmmmmmm my fav's and hey, me luvs chinese food.

But, but, scratches head, I DONT think that is what a feng shui REALLY is.

Flora, I am no rocket scientist but I really dont get it. I wasnt 'hanging' around alot, per se when TSHTF @ our old place, what is the lowdown, if you dont mind me asking?

-- sumer (shh@aol.com), November 29, 2000.

When utilized properly, feng shui enhances harmony, happiness, health, and productiveness. The underlying concept of feng shui is understanding the environment and forces of nature, and how these interplay with human needs and desires. Feng shui focuses the most beneficial and harmonious arrangement of settlement, building, and interior design. There are several schools of feng shui, the oldest of which predates any of today’s civilizations. Form fung shui evolved first, then compass fung shui, followed by black sect feng shui. The most applicable for today’s society, however, is pyramid feng shui. Pyramid feng shui takes into account not just the forces of nature, but the influence of the individuals’ natures who will use the space.

http://store.yahoo.com/consciousmedia/feng-shui.html

-- (librarian@link.link), November 29, 2000.

Well hell,I thought it was one of them uh...advanced..uh..."positions"!

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), November 29, 2000.

Capn..lol!

Sumer...who doesn't love chinese? I used to eat it for lunch every day. Crab Rangoon..Gen.Tso's...Mmmm M! I don't know about anyplace else, but here in Jersey there's a chinese buffet in every strip mall. They've overtaken Pizza joints..! It's the "real" chinese invasion.

As for the "real" feng shui...There was a silly commercial on TV a while back,..not even sure what it was for, but they showed a family moving a dresser around a room...and an old lady laying half dead in a bed...and when they got the dresser to a certain place..the old lady popped up..full of life.. and supposedly this had something to do with feng shui in a comical sense. So, I'm guessing it's got to do with the layout of things around you in your house...perhaps each piece of furniture has it's own aura?

-- kritter (kritter@adelphia.net), November 29, 2000.

Ever rearrange your bedroom and "feel" that you bed is facing the wrong direction?

Ever walk somewhere and make sure you walked the same path back?

Ever born in space and make sure you "undo" every turn and twist to get back to the one you were born to?

Ever twiddle your thumbs and feel the urge to untwiddle them?

That's feng shui

-- Cherri (sams@brigadoon.com), November 29, 2000.

A big, big business in CA. The feng shui experts get paid thousands for designing houses. Most of the new developments going up advertize "feng shui compliance". These houses sell much faster. You can actually get your house certified compliant by these experts. The only real requirement I know is that your front door should not be in line with your back door. I suppose this lets all the "warmth" out. I don't know any other requirements.

-- Maria (anon@ymous.com), November 29, 2000.

Ever wake up in the morning to see that Al Gore and his band of merry thieves are still trying to steal this election with no end in sight?

That's ‘bad’ feng shui

-- Barry (bchbear863@cs.com), November 29, 2000.

huh?

-- (huh@huh.huh?), November 29, 2000.

Ever wonder why the deranged people all seem to come from California?

That's feng shui. Only THEY know what it means. It's all in their minds.

-- (fengshuimy@ss..), November 29, 2000.

ROF!!!!

-- kritter (k@a.n), November 29, 2000.

Feng Shui comes from CHINA, not California.

-- Tarzan the Ape Man (tarzan@swingingthroughthejunglewithouta.net), November 29, 2000.

How is the Feng Shui for my igloo?

-- (Mukluk@Pt.Barrow), November 29, 2000.

**your front door should not be in line with your back door**

No wonder it's always cold in this place.

btw...I hear there are lots of deranged people in Ohio too. =)

-- cin (cin@=0.)), November 29, 2000.

Oh, yeah? Humph. See if I'll show you my used Kleenex collection for that crack. I won't show you my girlfriend's bottle of belly-button lint, either. That'll teach you! We're all perfectly normal out here. No, there's nothing wrong with my eyes. They always move around like that. Normal, I say. Normal! 'Sumer! Help me out, here.

-- (kb8um8@yahoo.com), November 29, 2000.

>Maria: "Most of the new developments going up advertize "feng shui compliance."

How does that compare to "feng shui readiness."

-- David L (bumpkin@dnet.net), November 29, 2000.

If you step in feng shui, let its essence ooze between your toes and seep upward into your body and mind.

If you don't experience those wonderful sensations, it's not feng shui you stepped in...

-- dinosaur (dinosaur@williams- net.com), November 29, 2000.

>> How does that compare to "feng shui readiness." <<

David, you dog! I burst out laughing!

-- Brian McLaughlin (brianm@ims.com), November 29, 2000.

Dinae J. Squire, there is a name I was hoping I wouldn't have to hear again.

-- butt nugget (catsbutt@umailme.com), November 29, 2000.

Yeah cat, but some folks can't seem to find lives, so they then try to find their posteriors with both hands, and find that they need a mirror, a map, and an instruction booklet with EXPLICIT illustrations. Since this is so hard for them they give up and just keep doin what they were doin when they shoulda been tryin to find lives.

night train

-- night train (nighttr@in.lane), November 30, 2000.

flora, you can extend that olive branch a thousand times, but you might as well decorate the damn thing and hang it on your door for all the good it's going to do. Some people just can't let the past stay where it belongs.

Or, what Night Train said :-)

David, I almost spit the coffee on the monitor!!

-- Patricia (PatriciaS@lasvegas.com), November 30, 2000.

David, too funny! Yeah, wasn't readiness the "almost but not quite certified" compliance? I wonder if they give discounts for those that are only fenh shui ready: :D

Tarzan have you been to CA lately? In some parts you'd think you were transported through space into the Orient.

-- Maria (anon@ymous.com), November 30, 2000.

Some of them must've been transported through space into the Orient, 'cuz I sure haven't seen 'em.

There's been a strong tradtition of Oriental architecture here stretching back more than a century to the time of Railroad baron Huntington; Chinese railroad laborers; and a touch more recently - architects such as the Greene & Greene brothers, Frank Lloyd Wright, and their followers. The Craftsman style has very much come back into vogue over the past 15 years.

-- flora (***@__._), November 30, 2000.

fang shway - just another bullshit religion

-- (cats@dogs.net), November 30, 2000.

"WE HERE IN OHIO WISH TO SAY....................

DEFINE "NORMAL"

yeah and um, thanks :-)

Passes the kleenex to K. Tapping foot waiting for response.

-- sumer (shh@aol.com), November 30, 2000.

Wow! My very own used 'sumer Kleenex. I'll treasure this one always!

Worked a half day today, all I could do. Did I miss the floor show last night? Sorry I had to leave, but I got one of those little white pills from Kritter and it put me right out. Good stuff! I think I slept about 11 hours.

What are you drinking, 'sumer?

-- (kb8um8@yahoo.com), November 30, 2000.

screw you, Squire. You can't imagine what my life has become since "hardliner", you and I crossed paths.

BITCH!

-- Chris [OTFR] (catsy@pond.com), June 05, 2001.

don't go away mad, just go away.

-- words (and@turds.now), June 05, 2001.

I wonder if it's just a coincidence that this thread was revived yesterday--the same day that Andy Ray made a sudden reappearance on this forum.

-- (unusual@coin.cidence), June 06, 2001.

Good point. Andy always was unusually upset about his supposedly "unfair" treatment there, even though his treatment here has been much the same.

Idiotic Regards,
Andy Ray

-- Andy Ray (andyman633@hotmail.com), June 06, 2001.

y2k was for gays

-- (get@over.it), June 09, 2001.