Well maybe not but....

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_129479.html

-- Anonymous, November 29, 2000

Answers

Just getting it onto the answers page....

You don't suppose they were fighting about who was to star in his latest movie?

-- Anonymous, November 29, 2000

Wrong place at the wrong time. It's not as if the report says Dyer was drunk or anything, just a bit unfortunate.

I can't blame him for going out for a night out following a victory and the winning goal.

-- Anonymous, November 29, 2000

Sounds like Dyer's girlfriend's a little charmer. Very considerate of her to settle for just punching the 'plaintiff' out the car without putting the boot in as well.

-- Anonymous, November 29, 2000

One paper claims he was arrested!

-- Anonymous, November 29, 2000

Miss Gibbs needed treatment for a broken arm at Wansbeck General Hospital and her friend, who did not want to be identified, was physically sick after the attack

Nowt to do with the drink then!! Story is in the Ronnie today and it would appear that Dyer did nowt wrong.

-- Anonymous, November 30, 2000

Dyer wasn't arrested, but he was obviously a witness - hence the police interest in him. Trying to be as positive as possible, the fact that he was out with Solano (although he was wise enough to leave before the incident) dispells some of the alleged rift between the foreign players and British ones.

-- Anonymous, November 30, 2000

there's a lass at work who wants to make a porn flick to honour her 30th birthday - what is it K.Dyer c/o St James Park or G.Herron c/o Greenspun?

-- Anonymous, November 30, 2000

from NUFC.com

Dyer's goal on Wednesday night at St.Andrew's prompted him lift up his top to display a hand-written T-shirt with the slogan "Don't believe everything you read ! Dyer is innocent"

-- Anonymous, November 30, 2000

£20 million. I would sell!

NEWCASTLE have placed an astronomical pounds 20 million price tag on their brilliant England youngster Kieron Dyer, as Leeds show interest.

Elland Road boss David O'Leary has another pounds 12m to invest after his pounds 18m purchase of Rio Ferdinand, and Dyer may now prove to be out of his league.

-- Anonymous, December 05, 2000

With all the adverse publicity surrounding Dyer I think I would sell at £20M. He doesn't seem to be taking leaps and bounds towards reaching his "potential"

-- Anonymous, December 05, 2000