Fantasy time boys and girls. Of all your "loves" in your life, from old flames in school to ex's, how would you like them to feel about you now? I'd like "HER" to miss me terribly and know what a stupid decision she made when she left. I'd want her to even now shed a tear or two when she thought of it. What about you? James

-- Anonymous, November 27, 2000

Answers

Well, I would hope that once they've poontanged around with me, they're absolutely ruint for anything else.

-- Anonymous, November 27, 2000

The best revenge is living well. I know the psychos are the same and unhappy. I perpertual an image of all is grand

-- Anonymous, November 28, 2000

I'm glad I dealt with all those loose ends before I got married, otherwise I'd be in deep shit.

-- Anonymous, November 28, 2000

I really can't answer that since I ended up marrying him. So all I can hope for is that he never falls out of love with me.

-- Anonymous, November 28, 2000

I didn't have any breakups so ugly that they couldn't have mellowed with time. I hope they feel the same way I do: very glad to have had the experience, living a richer life because of it, and bearing no ill will. I don't regret any of them.

-- Anonymous, November 28, 2000

Shelly, that's boring! :)

I would say that I'm just gloating over the fact he knocked up his "new girlfriend"- who replaced me WAY too fast, and got married way too young, except...

I got knocked up by my "new boyfriend" - who actually overlapped the ex, and we got married way too young.

Karma's a bitch, people. Think good thoughts.

-- Anonymous, November 28, 2000

I don't want tears. All I ask is, whenever old boyfriends fight with their current partners, they are required to think, "Damn, I could've been happily ever after with Mary Ellen right now instead of throwing my life away."

Is a lifetime of regrets so much to ask?

-- Anonymous, November 28, 2000

I'd like them saying, man, that Hannah. She wasn't nearly as awful as I thought she was. She's a sex goddess. She was the prettiest girl I ever had a chance with.

-- Anonymous, November 28, 2000

Sorry! Nothing exiciting to report! But I've gotten him admit that he could never replace me!

-- Anonymous, November 28, 2000

I'd like the rat bastard to finally feel guilty enough about taking all my 'Love and Rockets' comics when he moved to Victoria to actually give them back. Or replace them, as he undoubtably sold them the second his feet hit the green, green grass of home.

-- Anonymous, November 28, 2000

I already know they made stupid decisions... I don't need their tears and grovelling to convince me! *head toss*

-- Anonymous, November 29, 2000

ikeep every thing!!! ma saids you never no when you have to blak male some one!!! lots a guyz like to deny there the daddy!!!

-- Anonymous, November 29, 2000

Atta Girl, floosie. It pays to think ahead.

-- Anonymous, November 29, 2000

When I hear from them, they express regret things didn't work out. Even those I choose not to have anything to do with. I'm happy with that.

-- Anonymous, November 29, 2000

I actually want my exboyfriends to be happy and find someone else. Most of them have. I am still good friends with most of my ex's though. I've been with my life mate (or whatever you want to call him) for 8 years and wouldn't want to be with anyone else. Never had any seriously bad breakups or bad relationships really. The ex's were good guys, just not the right one. I've always been lucky in love.

-- Anonymous, November 30, 2000