...are the Johnathon King jokes???

-- Anonymous, November 24, 2000

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They've all gone to the moon.....

-- Anonymous, November 24, 2000

I think it's all a bit more serious than simple mooning ITK. Apparently there's quite a bit of "Pugwash" about it. Your own place is saying:

"Mr King has been released on conditional bail and will appear before Staines magistrates next Thursday..

For gawd's sake, let's hope his brief's (sic) not called Bates.

-- Anonymous, November 24, 2000

Sitting in the cells, he re-wrote the Elton John classic....Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me.

What's the difference between JK and a bottle of whiskey.....nothing, they both come in tots.

that's the Idea......just recycle all the old Michael Jackson gags.

-- Anonymous, November 24, 2000