Of my club, Mormond Thistle Fc and Boys Club takes place tonight in The White Horse Hotel, Strichen at 8pm, all members of the public are welcome to attend. That`s saved the club £15 in advertising in the local rag, any complaints from floor will be met with "Go to www,dot agm.greenspun", Buff reaches parts other agm`s fail to go. I shall announce a yearly profit of £5,118 , senior team 2nd spot in League, under 16`s walked away with the treble with four moving on to senior clubs, primary`s are attending sessions in large no`s and the girls team are also doing well. The same 12 committee will turn up, no Jonno or Clarky types amongst the non existant public,we will be voted back en-bloc , election of officials may be tight.

Down to the bar - get pie-eyed - wallow in our success -oh perfick days, Freddie/Russell and co its so bliddy easy - send you the blue print- work, more work, continuity, a love for football and the community at large, all 1.231 of the miserable baskets.

-- Anonymous, November 24, 2000

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buff,

You are what football is about.
Stick an X down on a ballot paper for me against your name.

While getting "pie-eyed" have one for the BBS. The cheque is in the post.


-- Anonymous, November 24, 2000

Buff,

I demand to know why I haven't received advance notice of the AGM. This is totally outrageous. How can I possibly add my vote to your re-election now?

I'm quite sure they've got the good sense to re-elect you unanimously. Have a jar for me.

-- Anonymous, November 24, 2000

Well past midnight and still no result from the AGM......was that Al Gore's helicopter I heard overhead....or George W Bush's.....

-- Anonymous, November 24, 2000

Crikey Buff. Aah didn't knaa ye wor a member o' the Mormons. What does the wife think aboot it? And whot doe the other one think? And the other, and the other..........?

As said above - grass roots. Yuo remind me of me dad. And that's nee bad thing. Good on yer Buffalo Bill.

-- Anonymous, November 24, 2000

Yuo remind me of me dad

which one! ;0)

-- Anonymous, November 24, 2000

At least I had one. Another drink please, bar steward.

-- Anonymous, November 24, 2000

ONE! I'd heard it was the Royal Scots Dragoon Guards......ALL OF 'EM!

-- Anonymous, November 24, 2000

Nah - wrong one mate. Not me. Anymore allegations like that, and, well, it's a bliddy good job I'm 4500 miles away.

You off to VP next week? Careful is aal aah'll say.

-- Anonymous, November 24, 2000

Thanks for your good wishes fellow bb`sers, finally made it, 3 years as coach, 13 years as manager/coach/secretary, 4 years as secretary, and now voted unamiously on as Chairman/Sec, Geordies here, Geordies there, Geordie every bliddy where la la lal. Did get pie-eyed later, couple of jars with Alex Salmond, (Buff you litle name dropper you), took the good lady shopping today and when she enquired wistfully "Still into the football then", I replied "yes" with a added proviso, when I come to get planted ensure that atop of my box will be the following-: Toon Shart, Mormond Scarf,and pennant, plus my green beret. June then gave me that look that only long suffering wives can, shook her head, muttering bliddy football, qualify for your WFA and you are like a daft kid. No answer to that!!

is there?

-- Anonymous, November 25, 2000

Screacher.....I am off to VP next week, but I'll have my Warwick Posse minders with me......ha ha.....foiled them this time.

BTW what was the name of that pub we went to last year.....wig and gown, hat and coat, him and her.....somehting like that....can you remember

-- Anonymous, November 25, 2000

Hmm - can't quite remember. Wonder why! It was either the Cap 'n' Gown or The Witton Chimes or summat. Anyway - after last year, I'd have thought that was the last place you'd wanna go. Or is that why you're asking, just so you don't go there by mistake.

Click here for Memory Lane - nah - not Steph's sister!

-- Anonymous, November 25, 2000