A couple of sites, including the Ronnie are running the story that we are about to sign the Chinese defender that has been on trial at NUFC recently, can play either full back.

I hope this is a one year commercial venture to increase our fan base and not a proper footballing move.

-- Anonymous, November 23, 2000

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Ah so! Prayin by nummahs.

Can you imagine it? YBR's bad enough getting his names mixed up, but now we'll be hearing Arran Sheallah, Aalon Hughes and Lob Ree. Not to mention what he'd make of Romana Tllessor Rua-Rua.

I think I'll just stick with fish'n'chips please.

-- Anonymous, November 23, 2000

And any discussion of the derisory American erections could cause an international incident.

-- Anonymous, November 23, 2000

It seems there is no truth in this signing at all.......apparently YBR thought he was ringing the local newsagent and he asked them to send round 20 Number 6, and this fella arrived with three ton of sweet and sour

He doesn't operate in defence, he has been looking for a gap in the fence to try and get out of the ground again.

:0)

-- Anonymous, November 23, 2000

I think I'll just stick with fish'n'chips please.

-- Screacher (screacher@genie.co.uk), November 23, 2000.

Screach, was that with or without 'sore finger'?

-- Anonymous, November 23, 2000

Ah, sore finga. Velly good. Without. I hear he go back to Marrorca to play with his plawn balls.

-- Anonymous, November 23, 2000