From a hammers fan....

Rio Ferdinand: A Life In Tabloid Headlines

1) 'Rio Meets The Wild Boys' - Rio's new team-mates are eager to welcome him into the fold, with an uproarious trip of the town's nitespots top of the agenda.
2) 'David Rio'Leary' - The manager immediately starts calling him 'moi special baby'.
3) 'Girls On Film' - and it's all off to Aiya Napa for more video fun with Kieron and the boys.
4) 'Trio!' - Rio and Woody get up to some, er, 'teamwork exercises' with a young companion.
5) 'Rio Grand' - One summer conquest is very complimentary about Rio's dimensions.
6) 'His Name Is Rio And He's Driving When He's Banned' - Young Rio just keeps falling foul of the traffic police.
7) 'Dirty Ferdie's Hurdy-Gurdy Birdie' - Rio completes the set of footballer girlfriends by stepping out with Ulrika Jonnson.
8) 'Les Miserable' - Struggling for stories, a tabloid interviews cousin Les Ferdinand and just about manages to squeeze out a story about how the striker quite misses his up north cuz.
9) 'Blame It On Rio' - A trademark defensive howler sees Leeds lose against Man United.
10) 'Cheerio' - And it's all over for the gappy stopper as Leeds cut their losses and sell.


-- Anonymous, November 23, 2000

Answers

Can't think of any better ones, Can You? and how about some Torre Andre Flo headlines.

-- Anonymous, November 23, 2000

As a norwegian i think the move was good for Tore Andre Flo. He didn't play at all in chelsea in recent games. something had to happen and so it did. The price for T.A.F wasn't exactly low though.....

-- Anonymous, November 23, 2000

What price did he have to pay?

-- Anonymous, November 23, 2000

£12m.........Dick MacAdvocat now has to 'go with the flo' and see if he fits in.......he could be 'andy though.....wish we had gone for him.

-- Anonymous, November 23, 2000

No No No.....what price did Flo pay?

-- Anonymous, November 23, 2000

TRhas what I meant.....Flo has paid them £12m to take him.....

-- Anonymous, November 23, 2000