1) Nice feature on the Gallowgate End in this month's Total Football. Talks about the Keegan debut being the Gallowgate's finest hour. Written by NUFC.COM. 2) Nice feature on 100 best ever strikers. We have Shearer, Milburn and Hughie Gallagher in list. 3) This month's Mag actually includes a couple of articles from last month,presumably by dint of an editorail cock-up. Sweet interbiew with Warren Barton although he obviously doesn't think before saying " Oh, we know what it (ie. the Derby) means to people who work in factories and so on". 4) Fortress St James's - very good coffee table book or gift for United supporter. Highly recommended.

-- Anonymous, November 22, 2000

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"4) Fortress St James's - very good coffee table book or gift for United supporter. Highly recommended."

Never bought my coffee table a book and not going to start now.

-- Anonymous, November 22, 2000

no wonder yer coffee table never talks to you these days ya tight bassad Bobby!

-- Anonymous, November 22, 2000

Fortress St James' is a brilliant coffee table book.......

I bought it, then went down to B&Q, got some table legs, glued them to the bottom of the book.......came up as solid as a rock - great coffee table and to heavy for the dog to knock over!

-- Anonymous, November 22, 2000

Why do they call a book about coffe tables, "Fortress St James's", is there a really famous coffe table called a Fortess St James's

-- Anonymous, November 22, 2000

Dread, the day the table talks to me is the day I sign up for a makem season ticket.

Quiet, Colin or there'll hear you...

-- Anonymous, November 22, 2000

Dread, the day the table talks to me is the day I sign up for a makem season ticket

Dread, fact is Bobster has been talking to tables for years now, what he dreads is the table actually answering back!.....just think of the depraved things it would be able to tell!....

-- Anonymous, November 22, 2000

That's only the 1980s smoked glass topped one...the others have more tact.

-- Anonymous, November 22, 2000

I always find tables are more chatty when you're underneath them...:@P

-- Anonymous, November 22, 2000

Nah....that's no good.....keep banging your arse on the underside of the table and depending on how it is finished, could get splinters (spelcks) in your arse.

-- Anonymous, November 22, 2000

Not if you're wering leather pants ken

Has this fortress ST james'biik got lots of nice pictures in in? Or are there lots of words?

-- Anonymous, November 22, 2000

Has anybody chickened out and seen that 'Season Ticket' film ? I don't believe they couldn't find a couple of genuine mags for the leads instead of a pair of scumbag makkems.

Good as it might be, I think I'll just appreciate it by hearsay, 'specially after last weekend.

-- Anonymous, November 23, 2000

Pit Bill,

I have not seen it yet, however I have been invited to the opening of the Perth International Art Festival (PIAF) for free drinks and dinner, after which the opening film of the festival will be screened. Film is only a part we have the RSC and loads of other sofistikated fings like.

Anyway, guess what the opening film is, yep Purely Belter. I got the invite as I am a prominent Geordie ower here.

That last bit I must admit is said with a cheek full of tongue, I am the prominent equivalent of one beer on a Gav weekend, or an optimistic outlook in a Dougal thread, or a blue ribbon on a Galaxy dog, or Tre only mentioning Clinton wassshisname only once a year....etc etc

-- Anonymous, November 23, 2000

Xavier, the Everton defender has just brought out his autobiography.

It's a great Toffee Able Book!

Exits left...........

-- Anonymous, November 24, 2000

Gus, `I am the prominate equivalent of one pint of beer on a Gav week-end etc etc, great stuff, deserves a thread of its own plenty to choose from on here - go Oz start it off!!

-- Anonymous, November 24, 2000

Pilgrim
There ought to be some sort of filter that can stop 'humour' as good as that getting on here and distracting people from there honest day's toil. I've gone through four packs of incontinence pads, I laughed so much. Well, the corners of me gob twitched a couple of times.

You've guessed it. As well as being a miserable owld scrote with no sense of humour, I'm also a bit sarcastic. :-)))

-- Anonymous, November 24, 2000

We aim to please Pit Bill - We usually miss, but we aim to please!

-- Anonymous, November 24, 2000

Pilgrim
Reminds me of that old public netty 'We aim to please, your aim would help'. ;o))

-- Anonymous, November 24, 2000

The Wee Room
We aim to please.
Would you aim too please!

-- Anonymous, November 24, 2000