Millennium Hell Ver.2.0 The Election

Should the election be settled by dueling? Or the Bushes vs. the Gores on "Family Feud"??

Plus, an update on what happened after the Y2k Panic Flopped.

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MILLENNIUM HELL HEADLINES VOLUME 32 November 17, 2000 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

* An Open Letter to Our Beloved Readers: Where the Hell Have We Been? * Election Hell Solution: Dueling for Power! Or WhoopAss for the White House! * Candidates Explore Exciting Career Opportunities Beyond Indecision 2000. * Presidential Package Envy- Whose Pants are Tighter? * What's Crazier than a Hoot Owl with Herpes and Nuttier than a Schizophrenic Serial Killer on Ecstasy? Why it's Election Night Coverage with CBS Anchor Dan Rather of Course. * Arnold's Prophecy: Surviving the Forthcoming Presidential Civil War

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Answers

So as a public service to the candidates as well as just our own Millennium
Hell special way of saying thank you to two kooky candidates, we've put
together a list of occupations they might want to consider.



Al Gore

10.Mannequin
9. Mother of Invention
8. Professor of Cultural Mythologoy (Electoral College)
7. Stick Boy for New York Rangers
6. Embalmer
5. Lap Dancer
4. Street Mime
3. New "Whassup" Spokesperson for Budweiser
2. President of new republic "Goreslavakia"
1. Hooters Busboy


George W. Bush

10. Miniature Golf Pro
9. Cunning Linguist
8. Crash Test Dummy
7. Tree Stump
6. “Strateegery” Consultant
5. Wal-Mart Store greeter
4. Eighth Grade "fuzzy" math teacher
3. Lakers Girl
2. Mayor of Whoville
1. DUI Driving Instructor

-- Anonymous, November 21, 2000

"7. Stick Boy for New York Rangers"

HEY!! Watch that, pal. The City may have voted for him, but it doesn't automatically equate to an invitation to live/work there :-)

-- Anonymous, November 21, 2000

One thing for sure, this mess will push Y2K out of the history books entirely.

Historians LOVE political crises, and hate things that are hard to research. So this one will be THE millenium crisis.

-- Anonymous, November 22, 2000

cpr,

How about an editorial from the heart. The C&P stuff while stock in trade doens't get it. Tell us what you really THINK. Honest. Mean it.

-- Anonymous, November 25, 2000