The biggest night of the year so far....me and Mrs. Bastard have taken over the local Indonesian equivalent of a bar for the night, kitted out in our imitation fake replikits (two quid each) and definitly "up for it" and what happens....well ...we all know don't we.........so what next ??? Are we going to be TOTALLY honest lads ?? Despite ALL the cash and ins and outs we STILL aren't good enough !!!

So here's my answer this sad Sunday morning, YBR call up Peter Withe in Bangkok and ask him to, be your new assistant and bring the 6'6" Thai International no 9 with you. Thailand have just won the Tiger Cup under Peter's guidance, the number nine whose name I have misplaced at the minute scored a hat trick, he is 21 and built like a brick shithouse, a big one at that. His style is very Supermac ...........aye we could have done with HIM yesterday !!!

-- Anonymous, November 19, 2000

Answers

To be perfectly honest Harry - Barbara Cartland playing alongside Shearer would have been an improvement yesterday!

-- Anonymous, November 19, 2000

Well done Clarky! You just made me laugh!!!(:o)

-- Anonymous, November 19, 2000

Thanks Gal - quite an acheivement I realise on this Black Sunday.

The thought actually made me chuckle also - an even bigger achievement cos I'm full of hell this morning (as you may have gleaned if you've scanned my other posts!).

BTW, ref your question from another thread, there was a significant exodus yesterday - after AS missed his penalty. I hate people leaving before the end in any game, but believe me you had to there to appreciate the depth of frustration and disbelief around the ground at what was nothing less than a capitulation by the B&W's.

-- Anonymous, November 19, 2000

Oh Clarky, I can imagine! It wasn`t being critical, it was all I could do to stay at the computer! It`s just that I can see the atmosphere being highly charged again next week for entirely different reasons, when some of the faithful lose faith and start baying for blood. (:o|

-- Anonymous, November 19, 2000

Game finished 12-00pm Perth time but didn't get to bed until 3am. To totally frustrated at again an inept performance. Got the tape of the full game sitting on the telly. Watched the first 15 mins at 10-30am this morning. Up until half-time by 4pm. Can’t bring myself to watch the rest. Just had a call from a mate who said there was a bit of trouble behind the Gallowgate after the game with people jumping on cars. Hope there wasn’t any real trouble!!

The missus has just gone the pics with her mates saying I’m pathetic miserable git who should have long grown out of such tantrums. She’s from Longbenton she should understand……………………………..Sigh!!!

-- Anonymous, November 19, 2000

That'll just be the 50,000 of us trying to leave the ground finally having enough of those half-witted wankers who insist on driving along Strawberry Place at 5.00pm (most of whom presumably left the match early to get in their poxy cars in the first place). It pisses everyone off every week and I guess people were already just a teeny bit annoyed already before getting crushed against some moron's car while trying to keep their feet in the press.

-- Anonymous, November 19, 2000

The only trouble I saw was a bloke who looked like Jimmy Five bellies before his diet, with his hand on this poor little guys neck scouting and screming at him because he had been laughing whhile leeving the leazers end, @what are yee laghing for yer Twat, the effing makems have just beaten us@, was what i heardhim scream, efore a steward asked the big bloke to leave the little bloke alone.

-- Anonymous, November 19, 2000

Hey Rik.....presumably the above posting was made BEFORE you got your new. super dooper no spelling mistakes from me, laptop. ;0)

-- Anonymous, November 19, 2000