Not easy to be light right now, but just had to throw this one out for our more creative songwriters to think over once the shock of today wears off a little.

A Man city supporter upon seeing Acuna, said "What's 'is name? Acuna Mutata? As in the Lion King song? He's even got the mane!"

-- Anonymous, November 18, 2000

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...and there was actually a Clarence the Lion character in some kiddies thing, so you're on to something...

-- Anonymous, November 19, 2000

Was that Daktari?

-- Anonymous, November 19, 2000

Aye Daktari. Clarence the Cross-Eyed Lion. Poachers ended up shooting him. Wish they'd shoot the rest of the bastards too. And us zoo visitors

Another black f*ckin day today. Forecast ain't no better either

-- Anonymous, November 19, 2000