I couldn't believe it myself!

-- cpr-u-idiot is an idiot (cpr-u-idiot@u.idiot), November 18, 2000

Answers

At least he/she/it has accomplished more in his/her/its life than you have. Does mommy know you are typing on the 'puter?

-- cpr-u-idiot is an idiot is an idiot (idiot@id.iot), November 18, 2000.

I thought he/she/it was making an important observation.

-- cpr-u-idiot is an idiot is an idiot is an even bigger idiot than cpr-u-idiot (even@bigger.idiot), November 18, 2000.

I think the original cpr-u-idiot was the funniest of all the idiots.

-- cpr-u-idiot is an idiot is an idiot is an even bigger idiot than cpr-u-idiot is a complete idiot and doesn't even qualify to tie cpr-u-idiot's tennis shoes (too@big.e-mailname), November 18, 2000.

Who's on first?

-- (nemesis@awol.com), November 18, 2000.

That's what I've been trying to find out for twenty years.

-- Lou Costello (Resting In Peace@But.Voting.In.Florida), November 18, 2000.

electorial college?

Who is the idiot here?

-- (uda_idiot@here.now), November 18, 2000.