Sting behave-wait for Gav

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Express reporter has uncovered first sign of bovver prior to derby game, a full page report headlined "Sting fights the Giant of the Skies" appeared in the paper today, stop. Unsubstantiated reports yet to be confirmed state that Nail Quim , SMB , RTG (ret`d) has been admitted S`lun General Mash Field Hospital suffering from bites to both ankles. Trudy Styler, (Stings wife) was unable to comment,she was being comforted by close family friend , G Herring Esq who said, "Bother ervery time he goes OOp North!. Whereabouts of Sting at this moment are sketchy, police are concentrating on the Heaton area of city. His ticket for the game is being offered as reward.

-- Anonymous, November 17, 2000

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For those NITK , Sting is objecting to plans to increase Boscombe Down airstrip one mile from his tranquil mansion.

-- Anonymous, November 17, 2000

Buff what are you on?? Your latest postings have been amazing!

-- Anonymous, November 18, 2000

Steph, your not the first to ask me that lately, got me worried not!! only thing I can think of is that all the experiments the white coats carried out on me (and other volunteers) in the early 60`s at Porton Down are just starting to show up now, helluva constitution ye knaa , Bliddy cold war, they always sent me to red hot places like!!!!!

-- Anonymous, November 18, 2000

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