To who it may concern:

I have noticed that the numbers you picked for Wed. lotto drawing were not the numbers on my winning ticket. After a close review of the ticket, I realized that the numbers were so small, and so close together, I became confused.

I have spoken with at least 3,000 friends, and they all agree....they too became confused. If you will review my ticket by hand, you will see that the numbers I intended to pick are quite clear & match those of the winning numbers. You may now send me my winning check.

Thank you

Sincerly,

Al Gore

-- must read (must@read.ing!), November 17, 2000

Answers

hah haha hah, doc dickhead pollyidiot needs to read this!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

-- dic pulley (fartsickle@usa.net), November 17, 2000.

Letter from George Bush...

duuuuh, duuh, duuuh-duh duuuh duh? duh duh-duh duh duuuh duhh?

-- (lol@bwaa.haahaaa), November 17, 2000.

The votes will be counted properly. The election will be certified legally. Al Gore will be our 43rd president.

-- Justice (will@be.done), November 17, 2000.

Justice, I agree. The US Supreme Court will finally condemn the type of "Votescam" corruption that has been going on in Florida under the control of Jeb Bush. It may take a while, but the truth will be revealed.

-- (justice.truth@peace.prosperity), November 17, 2000.

the votes were counted.....TWICE. Bush won....TWICE.

But hell, give the democrats a votamatic, and several dozen re-counts, and eventually, even Al Goreski can swipe an election!

-- lol @ gore fanatics! (lol@bwahahaha.hahahahahah!), November 17, 2000.