Because it's on Teamtalk it is by efinition rubbish, but they're saying us and the smoggies are interested in Barcelona's out of favour striker. Just what we'd need, a forward who's had some bad injuries.

-- Anonymous, November 17, 2000

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Phew! Thank god it's on the teamtwaddle. Though the rain (you have had it lately in England, don't you?) could keep his asthma dormant.

-- Anonymous, November 17, 2000