Okay, so, someone tells you this amazing/funny/shocking secret. You're not supposed to tell anyone. But nobody here knows whose secret you're telling...so...why not spill? Don't give any identifying characteristics, don't name any names, just give us the basics. Won't you feel so much better about it if someone else is in on the joke?

Post anonymously if you must, even though it's not like anyone is going to figure out who you're talking about. That's the joy of the internet, folks.

-- Anonymous, November 16, 2000

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The guy who plays Big Bird on Sesame Street is a nudist.

-- Anonymous, May 12, 2001