Themed Thursday #1: Tell YOUR secret!greenspun.com : LUSENET : chatterbox: the amplified to rock forum : One Thread |
Everyone's got something to tell. I know I do.Now's your chance. Did you have a crush on the class nerd in 8th grade? Were you almost caught doing something naughty, but got away with it? Is the guilt driving you crazy? Did you once date a boy or (gasp!) a girl who had a MULLET? Did you read your sister's diary?
Do tell. You'll feel so much better when you get it all out into the open.
-- Anonymous, November 16, 2000
I've "been with" more girls from my wife's high school than my own. One was fat and had a broken leg at the time. I didn't really want to, but I was drunk and she told me she could make me cum like I've never cum before. I couldn't deny her the opportunity to try.
-- Anonymous, December 05, 2000
Having many confessions to make, i'll only supply the one I'm most ashamed to admit; i cheated on my last girlfriend 1000's of times with my imagination, but when she cheated on me for real, i riddled her with guilt until we finally broke up.
-- Anonymous, May 27, 2001