Idea ripped off the Football365 site but what would you get the club for Xmas? I'm tempted to restrict it to not include new playing staff but go ahead and have some fun.

-- Anonymous, November 16, 2000

Answers

Dare I say it.....more fans that sing at home games!

-- Anonymous, November 16, 2000

An Iron Mask...........At least Ned Kelly had the decency to wear one!!

-- Anonymous, November 16, 2000

The other two sides to the ground! ;)

-- Anonymous, November 16, 2000

A striking partner or two for Big Al, a shouty defender or two, and a Cup run that would result in the mighty Geordies lifting the Cup. oh and someone who could edit the official site to our satisfaction..

-- Anonymous, November 16, 2000

I'm getting them nowt this year, they never give me owt, never phone or call round to see how I'm getting on. Bassads!

-- Anonymous, November 16, 2000

A small, fluffy baby seal?

Oh, not that sort of club...

-- Anonymous, November 16, 2000

Demolition order on Leazes Terrace. A tin of brasso to polish trophies, Lifetime achievement award for YBR - Sir

-- Anonymous, November 16, 2000

Remind me again which trophies need buffing, Buff?
Oh yes, I remember - Wor Jackies medals.

Box of Philosan (spelling?), pair of slippers, and a New Year Knighthood for for YBR.
"Larn yersel Geordie" record for Warren Barton.
Free appointment with Nicky Clarke for Danny Cordone
Years subscription to Penthouse for FS.
Box of tissues for Douggie.
Copies of "Tax Codes for Dummies" and "How to Win Friends & Influence People" for Freddie Fletcher.


-- Anonymous, November 16, 2000

A couple of giant screens to go on the unfinished ends of Level seven and Some decent sized screens inside the "paupers" bars within St James'park.

-- Anonymous, November 16, 2000

An unending supply of the elixir of life for Wor Bobby

-- Anonymous, November 16, 2000

9 points over christmas, we always don't do well over the hols

-- Anonymous, November 16, 2000

get them each a new lighter.....they keep losing their matches!

Coat hat scarf door gone!

-- Anonymous, November 16, 2000

A machine that heals [permanently] all injuries in 10 seconds.

-- Anonymous, November 17, 2000