>>> > Confucious say >>> > Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. >>> > >>> > Confucius say >>> > He who lives in glass house, dress in basement >>> > >>> > Confucius say... >>> > Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly. >>> > >>> > Confucius say... >>> > Better to be pissed off than pissed on. >>> > >>> > Confucius say... >>> > He who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok. >>> > >>> > Confucius say... >>> > Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand. >>> > >>> > Confucius say... >>> > Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day long. >>> > >>> > Confucius say... >>> > Couple on 7 day honeymoon make hole weak. >>> > >>> > Confucius say... >>> > Girl who sit on jockeys lap get hot tip. >>> > >>> > Confucius say... >>> > Girl who sits on Judge's lap gets honorable discharge. >>> > >>> > Confucius say.... >>> > Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent. >>> > >>> > Confucius say... >>> > Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts. >>> > >>> > Confucius say... >>> > He who run behind bus get exhausted. >>> > >>> > Confucius say... >>> > Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion. >>> > >>> > Confucius say... >>> > Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck. >>> > >>> > Confucius say... >>> > He who fishes in others' holes often catches crabs. >>> > Confucius say... Man who puts dick in Peanut Butter jar is F**king Nuts

-- Anonymous, November 14, 2000

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Man with itchy bum . has smelly finger .

-- Anonymous, November 15, 2000

what does Confusious say about the maKems?

-- Anonymous, November 15, 2000

Confucius say... >>>> Man who plays too much with his banana and tissue paper is Makem

-- Anonymous, November 15, 2000