We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage. When you promise to stop sending us your old people, we will release your election.

-- Truce (Is@Here.com), November 14, 2000

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LOL. That WAS funny.

-- Anita (Anita_S3@hotmail.com), November 14, 2000.

Can we still send all the spring-breakers?

-- Patricia (PatriciaS@lasvegas.com), November 14, 2000.

Have to add this commentary. This was told to me by someone whose folks supposedly signed the Declaration of Independence. Hows come, those elderly folks of Florida, can herald and master a stampede of Bingo cards, yet get lost on a ballot? This wasn't my story, I am just passing logic, along.Gore, your affiliate with Clinton, negates your position. Get out. We don't want you. We will deal with Bush. Maybe he will fare, no better. But You Sir,(Gore) are a pimple, on the ass. You chose it.

-- Gore, please concede (youare@embarresment.com), November 14, 2000.

Would Florida be willing to trade Jesse Helms for Flipper?

-- I'm Here, I'm There (I'm Everywhere@so.beware), November 15, 2000.