Following on from their highly successless Red Drivel spaggetti Hoops and Baked Beans, Newton Heath have branched in the sandwich market.

The latest offering known as 'The King Keane Prawn' sandwich is detailed below:

1. Take 68,936 prawns (mainly from Dublin or South Coast)
2. Remove as much bread as possible (mainly in the Megastore)
3. Take out what remains of their tiny brains
4. Remove skin, replace with new skin, and repeat every ten seconds
5. Add one large chip on shoulder
6. Mix with a choice of red or white whine
7. Toss thoroughly
8. Allow to stand for two minutes (before being told to sit down by stewards)
9. Place on the bread and serve.

and there you have the Keane Prawn sandwich.......

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-- Anonymous, November 12, 2000

Answers

A new use for the SMB acronym - Sandwich Munching B@stards.

-- Anonymous, November 13, 2000

Boom, boom ......... (excellent).

-- Anonymous, November 13, 2000