Mornin' y'all. I hope you don't mind me lying here in bed - it'[s only Saturday mornin' after all. Team news from t'othrt thread.

Given

Griffin Domi

Hughes Goma Lee

Acuna Bassedas Speed

Dyer

Shearer

As I have no radio, webcat or owt else, I'm totally dependent on you nice folks out there at the end of this little piece of wire.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Answers

Oops, Screach, ya beat me to the match thread. Don't you have REal Audio?

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Yeah but it doesn't get past the firewaal. :-((

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

I remember last season - let's see if we can bring a nother result like that. I'm jst off to The Victory for a pre-macth slurp. Care to join me??

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

I'm stuck here at work with you'se as well.....am still hoping I can get out early to get to Sting's party tonight but it's looking doubtful....3 points would go an awful long way towards cheering me up though....

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Ah that's better. Columbian Supremo - delicious. So nice, they named it after Tino. Silly me - I bought a bag in the local and didn't check it, so I have to powder it myself before using it. Adds a bit to the time, but still has the right effect. Anybody got any cookies?

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Three pints Gav? I thought you were a heavier drinker than that. Give the owd buga my regards if you get to see him.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Could do with you here now Screach.....bloody runaway heap problem on our 400's are gonna make me late for tonight.....we stupidly let our 400 guy disappear this morning :(((

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Sorry, was just off trying to find the loos. Pretty extensive place this Victory. I see Gave has bought the 3 pints already. Cheers! ;-)

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Morning all! Bliddy freezing here in Calgary, about 10 celsius below, three inches of snow, and a half inch of ice on my car windshield. Bitter wind from the north, again. Brrrrrrrrrr. Staying home today. Howay the lads!!!! I,ll assume we are using this thread, simply cos there are more posts on it.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Gav - just hang on a minute. I'll pop along to the lab and see if there's anybody in support who can help you. Oh hang on - it's Saturday. Tough!

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

A runway heap? Sounds like the new building work at Manchester Airport. Have you tried PWRDWNSYS *IMMED?

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

I went to Blaydon races Twas on the 9th of June Eighteen Hundred and Sixty Two On a summer's afternoon I took the bus from Balmbras And she was heavy laden Away we went along Collingwood Street That's on the road to Blaydon

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Haha don't worry mate, we've just rang him and told him to get off his missus and back into work....that'll learn him to misplace a bugfix ;))

First reports from a pissed Jay and Kats indicate it's fucking freezing and pissing down at Filbert Street, Jay is planning on burning some bra's to keep warm...

Can anyone tell me why pissed women like to talk to me?

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Yeah Gav, I could tell you, but I won't.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

shouldn't think it's you they're talking to Gav, they probably think they're talking to someone from Emmerdale...

; o )

how are you big man? ; ))

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Yeah - when they're pissed, they can't see you properly, can't remember what they've said and have no inhibitions. Happens to me aal the time.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Talking of which, isn't it Ciara's turn to get the drinks in?

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Howdy Min. How's the sheep??

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Mrs gus says Hi Gav, and she is not drunk!

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

I'm off to the bar Screach, whaddya want??

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Flossie sends her regards, Screacher... ; - )

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Cheers Pete. A Dog will do just fine. Ahem.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Well courtesy of my midweek guests, the fridge is well stocked in Broon...who wants one? Other choices are Stoly or Baileys.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Hahaha nutters the lot of ya ;))

Min, things are drizzly and cold over here.....you've picked the right time to leave this dump of a country, it's all gone more than a bit pear shaped recently...

Hello back Mrs Gus......what's wrong with her Gus? doesn't she know it's dangerous to talk to me?

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

There ya go mate, Jeez it's expensive in this pub, beginning to remember why I left.........

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Thanks Pete. Must just go for a Jimmy before kickoff.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Evening from a little chilly Japan!

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Howdi all, tuned into the webcast and Shearer sounds like he has got a stinking cold! It may just be the reception!

Howay the lads!!!!!

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

See ya, Nora!

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Stoly cheers Ciara.

Gav - drizzle, cold? I'm sure you'll find someone to keep you warm... ask Sting to do us one of his 'tapes' will you. I'm in need of a few choice 'choons' ....

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Evening all from a little chilly Japan.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Evning all

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Youse'll have to excuse me if it goes quiet here. I'm expecting the Vietnamese maid in a few minutes. Strange innit. No sooner have they finished bombing the sh!t out the place but they all come over for the lowpaid jobs.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Sure thing, min...gotta keep our song leader's vocal chords well lubricated.

ONE LILY SAVAGE, THERES ONLY ONE LILY SAVAGE... :-)

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Evening Kegsy - how's the webcast today?

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Hiya Kegs. How many have you had? You've said hello three times now.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

We're away. HOWAY THE LADS...

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Come on me Bonny Lads...Gerrintithim!!!!

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

She is a thrill seeker Gav always living on the edge! Besides she said she can look after herself, got one of those black belt thingys in 2 different disciplines of Karate.

32 deg C here today, 35 the morra.

Well I thought I would join the holiday spirit, with Josh, Screacher, Pilgrim all gone OS to US, min in NZ, Lonly Tune going to Gods Own and Ireland.

The Guswalds are packing the car and heading off with Grandma tied to the roof! Off to the "Deep South" tomorrow. First stop the scene of my near demise a few weeks ago, hope no one recognises me. I have upgraded my undercover skills. I have packed a heap of checked flannelette? (sp) shirts, all me keks with holes and rips in them and shoes that I do the gardening in. Should see me as a local, although a bit dressed up!

Visit about 40 wineries in 6 or 7 days. Not quite clarkys trip through the battlefields of WWI nor as elegantly written I might add.

I have tied the 2 cats tails together and strung them over a rafter, that should see them safe for the week.

I know why Mrs gus is speaking to you Gav, she is not best pleased. All the best events during the wine festival are on today tomorrow and next weekend. We will be back here on Friday evening. She saw the fixture list and that glazed look came over her face fractions of seconds before the steam came out of her ears and a tirade out her mouth!

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Toon Army in fine voice as expected! Oh, how I wish I was there again!

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Evening All. Everyone fit and well????

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Free Kick, 25 yards out...Shearer to take it

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

sraight at the wall, cleared..bummer

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Afternoon all from cold, wet and windy Bournemouth - so what`s new!

Mine`s a large glass of red wine, whoever`s buying. Now to the match........HOWAY THE LADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

I've got a small bottle of white nicked off a flight if that's of any use, Galaxy

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Sounds like Robbie Savage is being an ar$ehole..couple of nasty fouls already..

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Who's the ref? Sounds like there have already been some weird calls

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

White? That`s my other favourite wine!!!!(;o)

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

right - all present and correct....

An N and an E and a wubble U C.....

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

and A and S and TLE

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

hiro have a good trip? Off early tomorrow morning.

Galaxy, I'll have to drink one here for you!

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

An Ay and an Ess and a Tee El Eeeeeeeeeee

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

God I detest that Robbie Savage!

BTW Ciara, did you receive Min`s stottie receipe? (Sorry if I`ve just ruined your street cred Min) (;o)

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

FC FC FC FC FC FC FC FC FC (ad infinitum)

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

U-N-I T-E-D

NEWCASTLE UNITED!
FC!

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

plc!

GEORDIES, GEORDIES......

[what street cred Galaxy?]

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Where's Rik??

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

I'm waiting to hear the Toon Army's rendition of One Lily Savage. Was good last year! :-)

And no, haven't gotten the recipe yet. did you send it to thegallowgate.com? I haven't checked that account since last weekend. Will have to check it again after the match. Or if you've still got it, try me at amenjivar@aol.com

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

You get stuck in there Speed!!!

Gus - have you got room for another one over there? Warm sunshine sounds like heaven to me!!!(:o)

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

WE ARE THE GEORDIES

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Screach... Elliott just went close with a header...got to watch them a tset pieces.....

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Always room for another Geordie over here Galaxy! :o)

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Had a great time Gus. Envy you going down for the wine fez. Lets see if we can send you of with a win tonight.

Going to be a bit hot to travel tomorrow!

Driftwood winery gets my vote

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Guten Tag all!

Agreed Gal. I really, really hate Savage too!

Hi Screach, enjoying the trip?

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Shearer and Dyer - couple of offsides. Good, we should get one or two decisions going our way in that case...

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Thanks Min. So there ois some football gannin' on then ;-)

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Screach, sounds like both Acuna and Bassedas are rolling up their sleeves and getting stuck in... Dyer is...where is Dyer? Oh, Miles offside with his head up his ar$e.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Hi Pilgrim. Yeah, just fine, but bliddy caad. How's Herman?

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Weyhey!!!! Expect me on the next plane Gus!!!

Consider it done Ciara!!!!

COME BOYS LETS SEE SOME ACTION!!!!!!

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Just got the recipe, Galaxy. Thank you!!! And thank to min as well! Looking forward to trying it out now. Sounds as if it will take the place of gym visits. ;-)

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

It's time for Dyer to do summat. I think he'll score today - or be subbed at HT.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

He's a Munster Screach!

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Makems 1 -0 down. ha!

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Ha Ha...Mackems nowt, Soton 1, at the Stadium of sh!te

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Ha ah. I bet you say that to aal the lads Ciara!

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

The shooting break has an airconditioner hiro.

My fave for red is Cape Mentelle, Vasse Felix second and a great restaurant. Wise at Dunsborough for a great lunch overlooking the Bay.

Whites is Clairault, Happs and Redgate white port.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Where is you're at J? My teammate here is from Freidrichshaffen (or whatever).

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Hi Pilgrim! All settled in?(:o)

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Sounds like a very frustrating game. Neither side really getting any control of play

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Screach, sounds like we are more than holding our own, couple of scares, but other than that, we're looking solid. Just need a couple of ideas up front and we'll be flying.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

war of attrition in midfield, much as we expected. Neither side getting on top and no clear chances so far...

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Hardly Gal,

Living out of a suitcase in a hotel. The only English channels are CNN adn BBC World News, which switches to VH1 in the evening.

Thank God for the laptop!

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

cor! three similar views! amazing.

TOON TOON!

listen to that.....

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Thanks PiC. Sounds like the usual pattern then. If only we could score.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Dyer just made a good run, but skied the ball over the bar. :-/

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Screach, was that J message for me?

Friedrichsdorf

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Hey Pilgrim, careful what you say aboot yer laptop.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Toon Army our sounding mighty fine!!! (:o)

It sounds pretty even at the minute on the pitch though. Ref sounds a bit iffey - who is it?

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Oh come on....i'm getting bored with us not scoring!

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

I reckon they're only singing cos SBA's shagging in the back row....

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Yep - I meant "P". Friedrichsdorf. I wonder if it's where Friedrich (that's his name, honest) comes from. But he said it was 2-300 Km from Frankfurt - in Bavaria.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Howay lads!!!

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Finally.

I hate my computer, I posted on here, got no response shown on my computer, refreshed about 6 times, nothing, deleted cookies and temp items, nothing, tried to send you all emails to see if anyone else had a problem, couldn't send it. In answer mins question, well It's only just come on and it seems okay now.

Bliddy Mackems 1-1

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

cmon Southampton!!!!!

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

COME ON!!!! Nice attack by the sounds of it - Dyer`s ball just a touch to strong for Acuna. BTW I thought Shearer wasn`t going to be playing today?

Never mind Pilgrim - when does the family join you out there?(:o)

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Long way off Screach. Presumably he's a Munchen fan. I don't think any of the lot at my place know what a football is (Like Manu fans!) - They're all geeks.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Min - careful what you're saying about SBA. She's just sent me an email. She didn't get a ticket and is in the orifice.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

You still working tonight Gav?

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

I'd sum up for you Screach but i keep losing the webcast...anyone help out with the last 5 mins?

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

I'm getting that awful feeling that we're going to dominate play and they'll get a jammy goal in the dying minutes of the game.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

We are the Geordies, The Geordie boot boys..........
-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Arrrgghhhhh!

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Screach what did you do to the font? Or are your Rik in Screach's clothes (ooo, err)

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Who is the us Gav? Who else hasn't scored for a while?

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

awww....right across the 6 yard box from Griffin...no one there....bah

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Boro 1-0 MoanU, Saha scored again for Fulham

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Shoot - if it had been that size all along, I woudn't have been in trouble. ;-))

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Ohhh...Smogs 1-0 up at old twaffid

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Now will I be able to post this time? Just had to reboot again. Have I missed owt?

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Right. Floyd on the radio (the one great thing aboot this place is the music on the local radio station). We'll get a goal before HT.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Come on Lads...let's get one before half time...Come on Big Al. At least let's get a shot or two ON goal.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Comfortably Numb...would be a pretty fair assessment so far...

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Rob Styles? is the ref? Isn't he on Whose Line is it Anyway?

First year premiership ref and reffing like one accoding to metro

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Bobby Lee - goes close with a piledriver - 30-35 yards...misses the top left...oooooh!

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Or Robbie Savage's favourite, Another kick in the b@lls

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

COME ON!!!!!!! GET ONE IN BEFORE HALF TIME!!!!!

By heavens these two commentators are critical today, aren`t they!? (:o)

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Nice sunny day here in Seattle - but cold.

Manure 1 down to smoggies! Great.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Has Domi done a single useful thing all season?

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

DRINK, DRINK, WHEREVER YOU MAY BE,......

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Mornin' Sounder. Can you send some of that sunshine a bit further east? It's very overcast in MN.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Savage booked, ANOTHER foul on Bassedas

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

WE ARE THE DRUNK AND DISORDERLY

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Whadya expect fram a sheep-sh@gger?

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Great. All we need is Bassedas to wind up crocked again with the beating he's getting from Lily Savage.

Ref fails to call another foul. This time Taggart on Dyer.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

AND WE WILL DRINK, WHEREVER WE MAY BE...

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Howay lads. One more push (as the actress said to the bishops)

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Trouble with having a bad ref is the players are likely to take matters into their own hands in the second half. I think we can expect some clattering challenges going in!!!!!(:o|

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Put these words into a well known saying

DAYS THOSE OF ONE

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Feeding time at Bashley Zoo!!!!! Back in a min!!!!!!!(:o)

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Animals!!

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

I think you're right gus. Might as well not have a ref if things are as bad as Metro makes out. I'll just be happy if all our players leave this game with no new injuries.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Any colour you like??

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Hi Gang. Must be HT is it? Sky TV reckoned YKD was MOTM over the first 30 mins - did the webcast or Metro suggest the same?

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Half time yet???

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

IT'S......

MIN'S HLAF TIME ENTERTAINMENT.....

Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the edge of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Jeep Cherokee screeches to a halt next to him.B The driver, a young man dressed in a Savile Row suit, hand-made shoes, Ray-Ban sun-glasses, Patek-Phillipe wrist-watch, a Jermyn Street shirt & Gucci tie gets out and asks theshepherd, "If I guess how many sheep you have, will you give me one of them?" > The shepherd looks at the young man, then looks at the grazing sheep and replies, "Okay." > The young man parks the car, connects the notebook and the mobile-fax,B enters a NASA website, scans the ground using his GPS, opens a database and 60 excel tables filled with logarithms, then prints out a 150-page report on his high-tech mini-printer. He turns to the shepherdB and says,B "You have exactly 1586 sheep here." > The shepherd answers,B "That's correct, you can have your sheep." > >The young man takes an animal and puts it in the back of his jeep. > >The shepherd looks at him and asks, "If I guess your profession, will you >return my animal to me?" > >The young man answers,B "Yes, why not?" > >The shepherd says,B "You are a consultant." > >B "How did you know?" asks the young man. > >B "Very simple," answers the shepherd.B "First, you came here without being >asked. >Second, you charged me aB fee to tell me something I already knew. Third, >you don't understand anything about my business. > >Now, can I have my dog back?"

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Half Time...going for a beer or six.

Quick first half for Screach. Midfield battle for the most part, sounds like Lee, Bassedas and Acuna working well, Speed doing his job. He had a "Welsh" word with Savage early on after a foul on Bassedas, good for him. Defence looks solid. Dyer started as the invisible man but has really come on as the game progresses. Shearer is Shearer, Target man, hold up man, seems to be alone for the first half. All in all, a solid performane, Domi fell asleep a couple of times. Really missing Nobby on the right, but my feeling is we will do OK today, still stand by my 2-0 Toon prediction.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Wahey min, your lucky night!!!!

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

hiro - go easy on those hallucinogens....

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

gus - baaaa

; o )

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Not many goals in the EPL today. Villa, Smoggies, Mackems, Saints and M@nSh1tty the only ones to hit the net so far.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Does anyone here want the smoggies to win tonight?

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

did anyone hear that? Rob Lee's book "Come in no.37" is out on Monday...?

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Yeah - especially if we win too. Close the gap at the top ;-))

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Just for once, I hope the Smogs win. Can't have Newton Heath getting too far ahead.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Hi Clarky! Sounds like Dyer`s done some work, but it`s been a bit fruitless so far! (:o)

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

2nd half - howay lads.....

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

And we,re off....Were there any changes at the half?

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Right, second half under way. HOWAY THE LADS!!!

In a never-ending search for the perfect good luck talisman, today I'm trying half time toast. Well, actually I was hungry, but ya never know. ;-)

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

no changes - system the same....

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Hi Gal - just pleased to hear him making an impact - although I guess he is playing in front of Pater Taylor.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Ciara - i thought it was playing with your pussy that brought us luck last time? ; ))

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Oh right...just off to grab the flash light. I'll do it for the lads. ;-)

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

HOWAY THE LADS, HOWAY THE LADS, HOWAY THE LADS, HOWAY...

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

oooo...domi just wide. CMON LADS!!!

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

aw...good move through the midfield, Domi just wide....

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Nice move, Dyer - Speed - Domi just wide of the post

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Sounds like we're a little more fluid this half, some nice passing.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Right - I'm back for the action. Just been talkin' to SBA. Told her to get her @ss round here sharpish.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

I think Lee should come off, Dyer to RMF and Cordone up front.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Bit early for changes Gus??

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

hmmm....think it'll probably be Bassedas for Cordone but i think we need more, er, 'punch' upfront...

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Its been an hour, you are not one of these keep em on until we are 2 nil down and then try and win it are you(:o)

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Personally, I'd like to see Amoebi on for the last 25 minutes or so. Liked what I saw last time he came on.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

COME ON BOYS - ATTACK - ATTACK - ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!

It is sheeting it down with rain here now......more floods!!! I have had a lot of trouble persuading my little furballs that they really DO want to go outside.......consequently I am soaked to the skin! Kind of gives me a bit of the Leicester atmosphere though! (:o)

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Shite Shite Shite SHITE.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

FCUK. Gunnlaugsson.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

$%%$^%$^@#$@!@#$%&* I bleepin knew it. :-/

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

That's the trouble. 1-0 down and we don't sound like we have a way back.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

No - actually, I hadn't realised the 2nd half had been going so long. If it ain't working, fix it.Ameobi I reckon.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

There's no such thing as a needless foul on Lily Savage!! Well in Bassedas! Shit they've scored Ming the Merciless thrashes one home not much we could do about that one. Come on Lads!

Time to take either Acuna or Lee off? Flat Back four?

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

OH FOR HEAVENS SAKE!!!!!!!! I just had a horrible feeling that would happen.

Leicester 1 Newcastle 0

And I`ve just lost the webcast ............... again! (:o| grrrrrrr!!!

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

I think thats the first shot on goal so far in the game

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW---CASTLE NEWCASTLE NEWCASTLE!

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Oh b0110x.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

NEWCASTLE NEWCASTLE NEWCASTLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEE.......

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Pants.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Has Speed has a mention this half yet?

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

If the substitution was made we would not have conceded the free kick.

Lee has been caught out too many times.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Looks like Cordone coming on, wonder if he has his gloves on.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Foul on Dyer not given. Cordone getting ready to come on for Lee. Speed "doin his nut" over the foul

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Lee off, Cordone on 4-4-2

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

tenner for mr gus....

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

As long as Cordone has got his scoring boots on I'll forgive the gloves. Newton Heath have equalised versus Boro.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Going in for `minimalist` contributions this afternoon Softie? (:o)

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

I went to Blaydon races Twas on the 9th of June Eighteen Hundred and Sixty Two On a summer's afternoon I took the bus from Balmbras And she was heavy laden Away we went along Collingwood Street That's on the road to Blaydon

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

OOOOOOOHHH ME LADS YOU SHOULDA SEEN US GANNIN

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Speed header - over the bar. Manure 2-1.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Sheringham...again. :-|

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

20 minutes or so left.......COME ON LADS!!!!!!!!!

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

How's Shearer doing? Not much comment about him today.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Ref sounds well dodgy. Come on lads!!

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Speed clears the ball as Akinbiye was about to score

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

SPEEEEED. YEs

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

SPEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

SPEED

GET IN THERE!!

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

B0110x - as in Speed Bollox. Woohooooo!

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

GETTTTTTT IN!!!!!!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

NICE ONE SPEED - NOW COME ON -------- KEEP AT THEM!!!!!! (:o)

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Sounded like a great move and good goal. Toon Army now in full voice.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Oh cripes....Leicester takes off downt he other end. CONCENTRATE and DEFEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

COME ON LADS, LET'S WIN THIS....

NEWCASTLE , NEWCASTLE, NEWCASTLE.....

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Fell off me bliddy chair...Now lads, lets get another one......

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Game on, or shut up shop?? Game on for me.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

CAN YOU HEAR LEICESTER SING? NOOO NOOO

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

I do not want league positions but who is just below us and and what is their scores. I know Villa are 2 up

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Go for the win, but fer fooks sake don't lose it! :-)

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

We love Alain Goma!!!

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

If it were up to me...get after them, three points are better.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Howay me Bonnie Lads!

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

OH WHEN THE MAGS.....

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Leicester seem to be losing it, about time they lost the match!

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

gus have a look here http://www.sportinglife.com/football/live/tables/premiership.html

The table changes as the goals go in,

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

REMINDER: Don't meniton league positions until after the final whistel!!!

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

No table talk til we win!

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

U N I T E D

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Come on, we can win this one.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Five minutes left...Come on Shearer..Come on!!!

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

BLACK AND WHITE ARMY.....

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Tense.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Keep your hair on I only wanted to know the scores around us, Ipswich Charlton Spurs makems etc

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Ooh - the Vietnamese housekeeper;s just come in. Early 30s and a bushy mustache. Damn!

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

BOBBY ROBSON'S!

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Screach...you picking up on Gav's superstition...howay man hurry up there's less than 10min left!

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

sorry gus, makes me nervous......

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Mackems 2-1 :-PPPPPP

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Well, I'm doing better than Toon. At least I've got clean sheets!!

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Somebody give Goma a pay raise.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Akinbye clean through ----blasts it over the bar. Phew!!!!!

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

phew - one on one, Goma charged back and blocked.....

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

yeah.....that superstition worked a bit too well last season...just don't want to test it out again this season....until we're 20 points clear at teht top of the table and ahve 2 games left in the season. ;-))

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

BLACK AND WHITE ARMY....!

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Oooh, there's two of them. I've never been "done" by two fellas before. Usually wimmin'.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

This season is playing havoc with my nails.....back to biting them again. LETS GET ANOHER GOAL!!!!!!!

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Just lie back and think of the Toon, Screach

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

I am.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Therefore I think.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

blow the whistle!
blow the whistle!
blow the whistle!
blow the whistle!
blow the whistle!
blow the whistle!
blow the whistle!
blow the whistle!
blow the whistle!


-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

1-1, decent result - bring on the mackems!

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

1 - 1

a point away from home - that'll do for me...

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

areful Ciara!!

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Careful Ciara!!

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

WHEW!! 1-1 FT another point for us. Ref never called for stoppage time. We're lucky to get out of this farce with no injuries and a point.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Well I don`t see that ref getting much work, not after that performance. Bye-bye folks - enjoy the rest of the weekend! (:o)

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Phhhheeeeeeeewwwwww...

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

That's it...1-1. I suppose one point is better than none. Referee sounded absolutely clueless.. Where do they find these guys.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Goodnight everyone, see you in a week.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Great news - mackems 2-2 with 2 minutes to go.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Decent result, good fight back and we're still top of the mackems. Roll on next week.

Not sure about this system we've adopted, time to spring a surprise on the mackems and go back to 4-4-2 I think.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Well, I think that's (almost) what I predicted on the DT comp, tho I thought Al would score. Decent result against a top 3 side away from hyem.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Southampton... YES 2-2

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Ok, off to find my friend and then we're off to DC to join the protest of the farce in Florida on the Capital steps!

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

I'll look for you on telly.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Hope that friend is not a 6' invisible rabbit Ciara!

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

2 - 2 heh heh heh

next week takes on more significance - a win and we're six points clear of them.....

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Tessum of S'ton misses an absolute sitter with seconds to go to win it 3-2. Tosser Tessum! Final 2-2.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Thanks for the entertainment.

Enjoy next week. I'll be listening!

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Crikey - I see there are only 5 teams who have scored less than us (we've got 14) in the EPL.

Leicester (11), Mackems(12), Coventry, Wham and Bradford (5)

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Crikey - I see there are only 5 4 teams who have scored less than us (we've got 14) in the EPL.

Leicester (11), Mackems(12), Coventry (12), Wham and Bradford (5)

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

It's worrying me. We've got to give AS more aerial support up front. Flo would be ideal....

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

I dunno where you get that from Min.....Flo is just as powder puff at holding the ball up as most tall players (Yin excepted!)....yes he's got good ball control etc but he also tends to overplay it a lot....

Not one for us methinks....

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Didn't Gullit go for Flo before w bought the Yin?

-- Anonymous, November 12, 2000

Dublin from Coventry wasn't it?

Flo - good. Not sure Mr Capp would agree though...

-- Anonymous, November 12, 2000