Who Wants to Be a Millionaire(Toon Version)

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Ahead of the big game a week on Saturday it's nice to get things warmed up with a little bit of good natured fun. Obviously in the coming days this will be reduced to all out bare knuckle, war in shops, offices and factories all over the region, but to kick off the annual "debate" this little quiz has been devised.

Obviously if you happen to know any Mackems please forward this to them.

It's very simple folks, you all know the rules, let's play !!!!!!

Remember, you can phone a friend - if you can find anyone in Sunderland with the intelligence to answer a simple question, or you can go 50\50 (take two answers away), or you can ask the audience.

FOR B#200: Which is the only North East team to have won on Saturday and be placed in the top half of the premier league?
a) Newcastle Utd b) Middlesboro c) Hartlepool d) Darlington

FOR B#500: Complete the title of this well know Geordie folk song: Peter Reid's got..................
a) A face like a smacked arse b) Shit for brains c) A squad of no-hopers d) A fucking monkey's heed

FOR B#1000: Sunderland was bombed repeatedly during the war, but how much damage did the German bombers cause?
a) B#5 worth b) B#10 worth c) B#7 worth d) none - they saved the council the expense

FOR B#2000: When Kevin Phillips blasted a crucial penalty over the bar during Sunderland's defeat at White Hart Lane on Saturday, in which row of the top tier of the stand did the ball land?
a) w b) x c) y d) z

FOR B#4000: In a recent travel survey, Newcastle was voted in the top ten fun cities in the world. Where did Sunderland come in the same survey?
a) Just above Chernobyl b) level with Macclesfield c) Below Beiruit d) less fun than Baghdad

FOR B#8000: What is the popular name for Sunderland's home ground?
a) Boldon Fields b) Washington Rec c) Stadium of Shite d) Felling Park

FOR B#16,000: What is the most popular cult toy among children in Sunderland this xmas?
a) Rubik's Cube b) Spacehooper c) Chopper Bike d) Deely-Boppers

FOR B#32,000: A large number of North East born Newcastle players have represented England at international level (eg Milburn, Gascoigne, Beardsley, Waddle, Shearer etc). Can you name the last North East born Sunderland player to represent England?
a) no, I can't b) you've got me there c) er d) Malcolm Crosby

FOR B#64,000: What is the Oxford English Dictionary definition of a mackem?
a) Lacking intelligence b) full of shit c) sad bastard d) geordie cannon-fodder

FOR B#125,000: How many games had Spurs gone without a win before beating Sunderland on Saturday?
a) 5 b) 6 c) 7 d) 8

FOR B#250,000: During his spell at Sunderland, Lee Clark famously sported a t-shirt with a derogatory message about Sunderland splashed across the front. What did it read?
a) S*** on the mackems b) S**t on the mackems c) ***t on the mackems d) Shit on the mackems

FOR B#500,000: What are the odds on of Sunderland winning anything in the next decade?
a) Slightly better than Elvis being found alive b) Just lower than an asteroid striking earth c) The same as dinosaurs returning to earth d) Much better than Peter Reid starring in the sequal to Planet of the Apes

FOR ONE MILLION POUNDS: On which date will the geordies give the mackems a beating they won't forget in a long time?
a) Nov 16th b) Nov 17th c) Nov 18th d) Nov 19th

-- Anonymous, November 10, 2000

Answers

That's a cracker Ciara, where'd you get it from, your own composition?

By the way, I'm in Sri Lanka ('til January '01), just in case any body's missed me!!!!????

;-7

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000


Course we miss you Bud! What are you doing there?(:o)

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

I did wonder what had happened to you, Bud.
Impressions of Sri Lanka?

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Can I steal it?

or is it off dot com?

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000


Asking if you can steal things now....are you feeling well?

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000


I think I'll steal the idea and redo some of the questions. Can anyone thnmk of any better questions about Sunderland in which the answers might not be too pleasing for the makems? In fact, anyone know whre there is a site wher you can get stats on most of the major clubs such as biggest ever defeat, and things like there record again NUFC?

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Bud Who??? Wasssup? Have a great time and kep coming back Bud.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

It was emailed to me. Dunno where he got it from.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

Kats was e-mailing it round a couple of days ago....

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000

For Rik's benefit: How many of the last dozen Tyne-Wear derbies have the mackems won? a) 1, b) 2, c) 3, d) 4

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000


Is the answer? One?

I've been meesing around with a WWTBA millionaire concept today. I was thinking about doing a weekly competition with questions about our competition from the following week , but would need help from a statto type person.

Will post a sample tommorow.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2000


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