It's Owen and Shearer and they're playing poker, Wah, Wah, Wah, Wah

-- Anonymous, November 08, 2000

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That Shearer man he's a liability , no wonder we didnt win EURO 2000 .. i wouldnt have had him in my side in the first place , ESPECIALLY if i knew he'd been playing cards .. layabout leading the young lads like Owen astray .. public should be disgusted . Robson should think twice too .

-- Anonymous, November 08, 2000

When did Shearer grow those mutton chops?!

-- Anonymous, November 08, 2000

I dunno, a harmless game of "Top Trumps" and the whole country is up in arms. I reckon they were playing Speedboats.

-- Anonymous, November 08, 2000

Top Trumps eh? Ahhhhh those were the days! %*@:-)

-- Anonymous, November 08, 2000

Looks more like Rab C. Nesbitt on a bad hair day.

-- Anonymous, November 08, 2000

Wankle Rotary Engine - no good against the V12 but unbeatable for snigger-factor :-)

-- Anonymous, November 08, 2000

I think you'll find that's Pokemon, not poker. And no wonder Owen looks stern - close inspection has just revealed that the Pikachu he got as a swap from Paul Scholes for his Charazard is actually a Panini sticker of Graham Le Saux.

-- Anonymous, November 08, 2000