Sounds like Florida is going to be the deciding state. Unfortunately, they are searching for around one million absentee ballots to count yet tonight. Each one was individually sealed in it's own envelope and as such will take lotsa time to count.

This puppy ain't gonna be settled till at least sometime tomorrow..time for bed.

Wake me if something changes. :-)

Good night all!

-- Ain't Gonna Happen (Not Here Not@ever.com), November 08, 2000

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11:43 PM CST

-- Ain't Gonna Happen (Not Here Not@ever.com), November 08, 2000.

The "missing" absentee ballots are fraudulent, prepared by the Bush Campaign in the event that Gore won, now being delivered by the sheriffs department under the authority of Jeb Bush.

-- (florida@rigged.state), November 08, 2000.

"The 'missing' absentee ballots are fraudulent," ...

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

Deal with it.

-- J (Y2J@home.comm), November 08, 2000.

Did the missing ballots come with 'free' complimentary cigarettes?

-- butt nugget (catsbutt@umailme.com), November 08, 2000.

Free? Did someone say free? Oh cigarettes (shakes head puffs out lip and walks away)never mind.

-- consumer (shh@aol.com), November 08, 2000.