First, wait until Gore is up 145 to 130 in electorial votes.

Then, note that CA and NY are going "Goreways" as expected.

Now, (and only now), say

"Gore will win -- I GUARANTEE IT!!!"

P.S. - Nothing personal buddy, just needed to trim you down a notch.

-- you asked for it bud (no@hard.feelings), November 07, 2000

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HEY FACTFARTER - ARE YOU CHOKING ON YOUR FARTS YET??

-- (BWWAAAA@HAAAA.HAAAAA), November 07, 2000.

I normally don't like to reply to namshifters, but your pretty funny, so I will make an exception.

You're right, I did "ask for it" when I made such strong predictions, and yes, I was suprised. I looked at the stats, made a bad call. This has been very, very interesting. My prediction is pretty insignificant in view of the election itself, don't you think? In any case, I will now wait for the Florida recount.

And by the way, I don't consider myself a looser. I consider myself someone who uses a valid email address, lol....

-- David (David@bzn.com), November 08, 2000.

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Hawk, time to take your medication.

*******Thank you. And now back to Election 2000, the Aftermath*******

-- cin (cin@cin.cin), November 08, 2000.

rofl, thanks cin...

-- David (David@bzn.com), November 08, 2000.