Couple of days early I know.....as the three birthdays in question aren't until the 7th but I'm sure you will joing with me and wish a very happy birthday to the three superb, brilliant, friendly guys and all round good eggs.......happy birthday to....... .

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Happy Birthday JOHN ANDERSON (42)and DARREN McDonough(38) and MARC HOTTIGER (33) .

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Happy Birthday.........Clarky....you old reprebate, how old this time?.....come on....you can tell us, you are among friends here, it won't go any further Grandad! .

Happy Birthday mate :0)

-- Anonymous, November 05, 2000

Answers

just to get it on the main screen.

-- Anonymous, November 05, 2000

All the best, Clarky!!

-- Anonymous, November 05, 2000

Hippy barfday marra. I wish I could join you for a few beers, but at your age, a packet of wine gums and a glass of Sanatogen is probably quite satisfactory - not to mention dangerous (if you're not sure, just as Ken).

-- Anonymous, November 05, 2000

All the VERY best mr clarky sir....

my 30th at the end of the month - you're ALL invited to NZ for drinks and nibbles.... ; o )

-- Anonymous, November 05, 2000

Happy Birthday Clarky, all the best and enjoy your day.

-- Anonymous, November 05, 2000

Many of them Clarky, you owld whippersnapper - you're catching up.:-))

-- Anonymous, November 06, 2000

happy birfday clarky!! this congratulatory message is redeemable against one pint of beer the next time I see you.....probably the Mackem game?

-- Anonymous, November 06, 2000

Happy birthday fellow scorpio .. keep that tail wagging n see you at the Mackem game : - )

-- Anonymous, November 06, 2000

Happy Birthday to you - Happy Birthday to you! - Happy Birthday dear CLarky - Happy Birthday to you!!! (:o)

And I don`t sing for just anybody you know. (;o)

-- Anonymous, November 06, 2000

Happy Birthday!! Scoropio - intelligent, obsessive, sensual. That you, Clarky?

-- Anonymous, November 06, 2000

All the best.

-- Anonymous, November 06, 2000

Happy Birthday Clarky - have a good one!

-- Anonymous, November 06, 2000

Cold Weather Fuel Allowance Cheque on its way, aal the best bonny lad, your a great read, happy birthday

-- Anonymous, November 06, 2000

How the hell did you find out Ken???
Actually, I'm trying to 'lose' my birthday - it tends to remind me how old I'm getting, and as Mr. William Pitt has so generously pointed out, I'm even catching up with him!
They say you're only as old as the person you feel....so, any volunteers, apart from PB that is?
In response to Dougal, certainly intelligence and sensuality are characteristics I warm to in others, but I guess I'll have to be satisfied with admitting to being obsessive - as every one I've crossed cyber-swords with at one time or another on here can testify.
I draw great comfort from the fact that despite this you still tolerate me, and I can't think of a nicer bunch of people to help me celebrate my

54th

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Many, many thanks for you kind wishes.

-- Anonymous, November 06, 2000

That reminds me, my Metro pass has just expired ;-)

Many happy returns.

-- Anonymous, November 06, 2000

54th !!!!

Bliddy hell, Clarky, (or should it be Clanky ?) you ARE catching up :-))

-- Anonymous, November 06, 2000

Clarky: I have zee vays of finding out such information......no one is safe......apart from that YOU told me! now work that one out

Galaxy: I'm pleased you don't sing for everyone....that was terribly out of tune girl.....

-- Anonymous, November 06, 2000

ITK,

You sure? You haven't been reading Debrett again have you?

-- Anonymous, November 07, 2000

Come off it Clarky - ITK can't read, unless there's big pictures involved, and from memory, Debretts don't have pictures - well, at least not that type. Happy Birthday old pal.

-- Anonymous, November 07, 2000

Thanks Screacher - are you going to make it to The Big Gash after all?

-- Anonymous, November 07, 2000

Course he will.....he wouldn't miss a bit of gash for the world!!

-- Anonymous, November 07, 2000

Hope things are going your way today clarky, no reason why they shouldn't of course!

All the best, waiting another 2 months for my pressies!f

-- Anonymous, November 07, 2000

Is it Today Clarky .. it me fatha's today too , actually come to think of it im young enough to be your son too ; - ) Have a few tonight for me , and ill have a few for you on Saturday .

-- Anonymous, November 07, 2000

Many happy returns, Clarky. And it's mine on Sunday. ('Only' 32 mind!).

-- Anonymous, November 07, 2000

It is indeed today Sting, son!

Gav,
I set you up, and I just knew you wouldn't be able to resist it!

Thanks for the kind thoughts fellas - greatly appreciated.

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-- Anonymous, November 07, 2000

All the best you person of advanced years. Best wishes from all the Tony Greens, especially the one that looks like Elliot.

-- Anonymous, November 07, 2000

You still trying to work out how I know.....or are you now too pi**ed to care anymore!

If I feel generous, I'll let you know tomorrow.

-- Anonymous, November 07, 2000