Both Bush and Gore said today that they were in favor of a stronger military, better health insurance, saving Social Securiy and Medicare, a sound foreign policy, better schools, a smaller Federal government, less crime, stronger families and cute babies of all colors and creeds.

-- (r@nd.h), November 03, 2000

Answers

All of them cute babies ARE GOING TO DIE!!!

-- Brian McLaughlin (brianm@ims.com), November 03, 2000.

As we can see once again, Gore shows his true colors as the lying ultra-liberal pinko commie scumbag that he is.

-- (hmm@hmm.hmm), November 03, 2000.

Uh-huh. Now can we talk about minority rights, the environment, racism, and the Supreme Court?

-- What (Really@Matters.com), November 03, 2000.

I demand a strong stand on motherhood and apple pie.

-- Lars (lars@indy.net), November 03, 2000.

Gore invented apple pie. And motherhood.

-- (hmm@hmm.hmm), November 03, 2000.

Au contraire, mon ami! Motherhood invented Gore. It probably invented apple pie, too.

-- Brian Mclaughlin (brianm@ims.com), November 03, 2000.