Derby County have signed Taribo West! Who would have thought that he'd sign for the Premiership's bottom club and more unbelievable is why didn't Bryan Robson sign him!

-- Anonymous, November 03, 2000

Answers

See him week in and week out here.

Colourful character - always in the pink of condition: black skin, green hair, yellow cards, blue languauge, red cards.

Fur will begin to fly when he finds his feet in the Premiership.

-- Anonymous, November 03, 2000