I hope we get a visitation fron the Muse of Football Chants before the game. Apart from "Peter Reid" (admittedly the all-time great chant), the only ones I've heard in years are "We hate Sunlan" and that old hoolie one "..the Sunderland ran away - and we will fight forever more because of New Year's Day" Anyone come up with anything new?

-- Anonymous, November 01, 2000

Answers

I tried to start a "Where were you when you were good?" chant in response to the Everton fans where were you when you were sh! t.....bloke in front laughed and joined in.....mind the air was thin up by the away fans.



-- Anonymous, November 01, 2000

which means being spontaneous is dead. Discuss.

-- Anonymous, November 01, 2000

just jangle yer keys....hardly new, but always a good 'un...

; - ))

-- Anonymous, November 01, 2000

>>>>being spontaneous is dead. Discuss.

Let me think about that - I'll get back to you.

-- Anonymous, November 02, 2000

"Oooh, oooh, do the funky gibbon".

"You'll never play for England" to the Munchkin.

"If Phillips plays for England so can I".

"Niall Quinn is a donkey, he often goes 'eeyore' But if he isn't playing, Phillips doesn't score".

"Alan Shearer is a Mag, is a Mag Alan Shearer is a Mag, is a Mag And he hates Makems too".

-- Anonymous, November 02, 2000

well after about 5 mins start off with one nil one nil, then continue every 5 minutes adding a number till we get to something like six nil six nil. Now that would be perfect!

-- Anonymous, November 02, 2000

"Yes, we have no bananas, we have no bananas today."

[to the tune of Daisy, Daisy] Peytar Reidy, you are a fB#$%^ng gimp. Peytar Reidy, you look like an ugly chimp.

can't think of any other words though. they seemed to be enough...

hat, coat, door, thank-you

-- Anonymous, November 02, 2000