FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE....

*** VOTING ALERT ***

Due to an anticipated voter turnout nearly twice as large as originally expected, the US Census Bureau and the Electorate Voting Commission have determined that current polling facilities will not be able to handle the near doubling demand forcast as being placed on them.

To remedy this issue and still meet voter turnout demand we hereby request that Republicans vote on Tuesday, November 7, and Democrats on Wednesday, November 8. Doing so will enable all to partake in this years election process.

Thank you for your understanding.

Please pass this message along to those unaware of this late change and to help us to make certain no one is left out of this years election process.

-- Ain't Gonna Happen (Not Here Not@ever.com), October 31, 2000

Answers

Bush and Chenney out on the campaign yellow brick road.

-- (wiz@rd.of OZ), October 31, 2000.

Is Bush the furry fuzzy one?

-- {blink blink} (LooksLikeThe@Real.Thing), October 31, 2000.

Those guys have some nerve, going around looking like that and still being opposed to gays!

-- (sheeesh@homo.buddies), October 31, 2000.

Well on an 'up' note, IF Bush makes it to Oz, perhaps he can obtain help for his speech and drug problem? :-)

-- consumer (shh@aol.com), November 01, 2000.