This is TOO weird. Other professions would have gotten rid of this dead wood, but it seems that a lawyer can sleep through a murder trial and claim to be "concentrating", and the courts will insist that "this may have been part of the defense strategy."

Texas court ruling

I DO like the weather in Texas, though.

-- Anita (Anita_S3@hotmail.com), October 29, 2000

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You like 6 months of drought followed by 6 months of floods? Some weather!

-- (messin@with.texas), October 29, 2000.