XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX FRI OCT 27, 2000 14:01:23 ET XXXXX

NEW CLINTON PHOTO CAUSES STIR: MONICA'S VIEW

A photo of President Bill Clinton with his legs spread and a smile on his face is causing a sensation on Media Row.

The controversial photo is set to appear on the cover of December ESQUIRE under the headline "The Most Revealing Portrait Ever," the DRUDGE REPORT has learned.

"The best way to describe it is to say that it is BMonica's View,B" declared one media heavyweight on Friday from New York City.

The President of the United States, in a navy suit and shiny light blue Regis tie against a white shirt, is shown sitting with his legs open at least 45 degrees on a stool. The area below the waist has been "enlarged" by the photographer. The camera captured the president at crotch level.

The photo will arrive next week with an exclusive interview where Clinton says the Republicans owe the country an apology for impeachment.

"I have never seen a person with any dignity pose in this manner," said one media source.

"This is great, Bill Clinton is shoving it all, literally, in the faces of his enemies!" laughed a source at ESQUIRE.

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-- Geesh (what@buncha.losers), October 27, 2000

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The President's Christmas "package".

-- (nemesis@awol.com), October 27, 2000.

Actually, Its the liberal media rag photogrophers thats drooling over the cover, the titel of this thread might more appropriately be entitled:

"Homo Crotch Watchers Drooling over Presidential Parts"

Have a gay old time, ya hear?

-- David (David@bzn.com), October 27, 2000.

"The area below the waist has been "enlarged" by the photographer."

What a crock of shit. Hasn't that moron Dridge ever heard of a wide angle lens?

-- (drudge@brainless.blowhard), October 27, 2000.

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-- (hmm@hmm.hmm), October 28, 2000.