So the world is sorry for RF. He's had a nasty injury and just can't score. But poor lamb, he'll be all right after a few weeks. Perhaps Andrew C can teach him. I wonder what Big Al is making of it?

Did you see RF last night. You almost have to feel sorry for him. Thanks God Swifty's taxidermist (well, he's stuffed Swift on rumours a few times) was wrong.

-- Anonymous, October 27, 2000

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Did anyone see the Liverpool v Chelsea match on TV last night (I watched it whilst listening to the webcast).

Anyway Fowler was missing loads early on, then he managed to hit the post and finally he scored. Almost comical after that as he was shooting from everywhere.

If it was Shearer missing the goal on the back of a 12 match non- scoring run, imagione what the press would have been saying about him. Of course Fowler was just unlucky.

-- Anonymous, November 02, 2000

My thoughts exactly DeB. The relief on his face was incredible - just like finding out your girlfriend isn't pregnant (I'd imagine).

-- Anonymous, November 02, 2000