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XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX FRI OCT 27, 2000 14:01:23 ET XXXXX

NEW CLINTON PHOTO CAUSES STIR: MONICA'S VIEW

A photo of President Bill Clinton with his legs spread and a smile on his face is causing a sensation on Media Row.

The controversial photo is set to appear on the cover of December ESQUIRE under the headline "The Most Revealing Portrait Ever," the DRUDGE REPORT has learned.

"The best way to describe it is to say that it is BMonica's View,B" declared one media heavyweight on Friday from New York City.

The President of the United States, in a navy suit and shiny light blue Regis tie against a white shirt, is shown sitting with his legs open at least 45 degrees on a stool. The area below the waist has been "enlarged" by the photographer. The camera captured the president at crotch level.

The photo will arrive next week with an exclusive interview where Clinton says the Republicans owe the country an apology for impeachment.

"I have never seen a person with any dignity pose in this manner," said one media source.

"This is great, Bill Clinton is shoving it all, literally, in the faces of his enemies!" laughed a source at ESQUIRE.

http://www.drudgereport.com/esq.htm

-- Ain't Gonna Happen (Not Here Not@ever.com), October 27, 2000

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...makes a good arguement for four more years of the Democratics in the White House doesn't it! NOT!!!

Oh boy! This should REALLY help Gore now! ...should help the people remember who 'sat along side Willy's willy the past 8 years. Vice Imposter Al Bore himself!

This is great stuff! :-)

ROFL!

-- Ain't Gonna Happen (Not Here Not@ever.com), October 27, 2000.

" Monica honey, are you sure you want my pants on for the picture?"

-- Ain't Gonna Happen (Not Here Not@ever.com), October 27, 2000.

"So, how come you voted for George W. Bush in the 2000 elections?"

"Well, there was this picture of Bill Clinton in the December Esquire, and it looked like his legs were open about 45 degrees..."

LOL

-- (hmm@hmm.hmm), October 27, 2000.

'sumer,

How'd you miss that tie, babe?

-- flora (***@__._), October 27, 2000.

[snip]

"I have never seen a person with any dignity pose in this manner," said one media source.

"This is great, Bill Clinton is shoving it all, literally, in the faces of his enemies!" laughed a source at ESQUIRE.

What an embarassment he is. Mr. Ready for action President of the United States! How proud I am. NOT!

-- Ain't Gonna Happen (Not Here Not@ever.com), October 27, 2000.

Gawd, what a bunch of judgmental, holier-than-thou assholes.

-- gilda (jess@listbot.com), October 28, 2000.

Gawd, what a bunch of judgmental, holier-than-thou assholes.

-- gilda (jess@listbot.com), October 28, 2000.

Ironic! The woman calls me and others "judgmental, holier-than-thou a*******."

Scratch's head....isn't that JUDGEMENTAL GILDA?

-- Ain't Gonna Happen (Not Here Not@ever.com), October 29, 2000.

Hee Hee, yep Mar, it IS.

Shh, I wont tell, if you wont...or is this the part where everybody 'gangs' up on poor old gilda?

-- consumer (shh@aol.com), October 30, 2000.