I was walking past SJP, noticed there was a press conference taking place and discovered that we'd signed a player for B#10m. David Ginola from Aston Villa. YBR and FS were justifying it to an outraged set of fans and media with YBR saying: "it's good business.."

Then i woke up. Sent a shiver down my spine i can tell you.

-- Anonymous, October 24, 2000

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I had a dream last night where Mick Wadsworth was telling me Acuna was the greatest player in the world and when we saw him we'd all be amazed. Even unconscious I am a sad b*****d!

-- Anonymous, October 25, 2000